"Tea Time Is All The Time! Mhm, Maybe I'll Take 14 Sugar Cubes This Time 'round~."

"Tea time is all the time⭐️! Mhm, maybe I'll take 14 sugar cubes this time 'round~."

Name:

Seisear Marchare

Dorm:

Heartslabyul

Year:

2nd Year

Likes:

Rabbits(more like Hares) & Cats

Tea (time) & sweets

Stories

New discoveries n stuff

Dislikes:

Restrictions

Boredom

Insects (especially bees)

Twisted from:

The March Hare from Alice in Wonderland

Short Description:

A second year student in Heartslabyu, and Quintin's older cousin. Quite unpredictable, no one truly knows what's going on in that head of his and has more often than not caused headaches, leading to him being labeled as [The Jester]. Due to his personality, he has many affiliations and branches out to almost everyone in the entire school and may or may not have "other" connections.

Personality:

An energetic and lively young man, but perhaps a bit too rambunctious, he's a person who lives in the moment and always has such odd and weird hobbies that he switches almost every other day (eg. one time it was doing tape art, the next it was people-watching without doing a single thing at all, the next it was collecting rocks and he ended up making genuine rock figurines and statues, etc.). Seisear is someone who doesn't like feeling listless and is almost always up to something, most of the time it's something really crazy; such as (secretly) painting many of the roses in the dorm white, sending nonsensical “request letters” to Azul, Jade and Floyd (it went on for almost a month, with the brunette changing his penmanship very often), sneaking into the Ignihyde dormitory to scare the living daylights out of Idia during the ungodly hours of night/morning, knowingly badmouthing Vil and/or Malleus right in front of Rook and/or Sebek just for the laughs, and so much more.

Seisear is also someone who has a lot of “masks”. Meaning that depending on the person in front of him then he can act whichever way he deems necessary or appropriate, but his most common and usual “mask” is “chaotic dumbass”. His actual personality is actually pretty dark; he’s quite cold and uncaring to anyone that isn’t someone he’s close to, and seems pretty apathetic to whatever may happen to them. Funnily enough, he does care and is just a bit of a tsundere in that he can’t honestly admit his true feelings right in front of someone. Also despite his seemingly idiotic demeanour, he’s actually pretty smart and able to understand and read people quite easily, though he doesn’t do anything about it until it’s necessary in a more convenient time/situation for him.

But despite his chaotic and random attitude, he can also become quite mature and downright philosophical at times-- though it often gets subtly slipped into his unpredictable words. Seisear is also surprisingly a good listener and genuinely understanding, it’s just that he’s also a tiny bit of a coward like his younger cousin so he prefers to pretend he can’t hear or comprehend what others are saying. It’s also mainly the reason why he sends tea party invites to Malleus since Seisear can understand that feeling of being left out for reasons that others push onto you for being what they perceive you to be.

Relationship/s:

(Will be edited in the future)

Trivia:

His name, Seisear, is Irish for "six". Seisear's last name is, much like Quintin's, a combination of two words; [March] and [hare].

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

God, I’m breaking my aesthetic and shit here but I really fucking need this just in case. Every woman out there, let us all please stay safe!!!

THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life, It may save your life.)

An Article from Neena Susan Thomas

“Through a rapist’s eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interview…ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.

5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.

6] Number three is public restrooms.

7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.

8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.

POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:

1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.

5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.

6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.

2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .

b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.

If u have compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.

REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.

THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.”

IkeVamp General Election 2019

After two weeks of waiting, the final ranking has been released and IkeVamp has gathered a grand total of 10,920,371 votes with half of the promises fulfilled.

[This is an unofficial work based on fan-translation. Copyright belongs to Cybird.]

2nd Place: Leonardo (1,430,144 votes)

Thanks for all the love, cara mia. Our hearts are one… I share the same emotions you do. From now on, and forevermore, there is no one in my eyes besides you. With all my heart and soul, I love you.

3rd Place: Napoleon (1,139,983 votes) [Promise Achieved]

Your feelings, I’m truly grateful for each and every one of them. Thank you… actually, expressing these things through words isn’t enough at all. I’m going to embrace you right now. Come here.

4th Place: Mozart (1,071,092 votes)

Accomplishing this much, you always find ways to exceed my highest expectations. I’m grateful… for your love and support, that is. Come now, don’t close your eyes. I’m going to give you a kiss — a token of my gratitude.

5th Place: Isaac (999,711 votes)

I am filled with warmth and happiness from receiving your support. Hey, from now on as well, can you keep staying by my side and cheering me on? If you agree… I would be really happy.

6th Place: Vincent (976,892 votes) [Promise Achieved]

There’s so much love that right now, I’m extremely happy. These feelings of gratitude, I want to share them with you. I wonder… if I hug you really tight, would these feelings be conveyed?

7th Place: Theodorus (940,410 votes)

I’m going to reward your efforts with all my might, Mutt. But well, rest up for now.

…. I love you. Thank you.

8th Place: Comte (726,752 votes) [Promise Achieved]

To you, only my most sincere gratitude. When you devote so much love to me, I end up wanting to monopolize you for myself. If I were to…. Seduce you under the excuse of showing my thanks, would you forgive me?

9th Place: Jean (708,728 votes)

The sound of your cheers lightened my heart. As gratitude for your hard work… come into my arms. Today, I want to pamper you even more than usual.

10th Place: Dazai (444,916 votes)

If I’ve received this much love from you, then there is no other acceptable response than to return it as well. How to best convey my gratitude…. Just between the two of us, shall we test out various methods together?

11th Place: Sebastian (420,900 votes) [Promise Achieved]

Thank you very much for all your support. I wish for you to receive my love in return as well, therefore…. After work, would you spare me some time, for just the two of us?

12th Place: Shakespeare (342,227 votes) [Promise Achieved]

I thank you for your support. I do not think that love is not something that is easily gained…. But your feelings, I can always place my trust in them.

2nd Place: Leonardo (663,498 votes)

You’re always a hard worker, huh. When you say that you wanna be pampered, I also feel a bit at ease. I’m waiting with my arms open for you, OK?

3rd Place: Isaac (588,949 votes)

You’re more of a needy person than I expected…. Well, it’s fine since you’re so cute. I’ll stay by your side until you’re satisfied, so… only act spoiled with me.

4th Place: Comte (450,331 votes)

I like you when you’re all dressed up, but I also love when you’re unadorned. So, without pushing yourself needlessly, I want you to be true to yourself. I’ll always be on your side.

5th Place: Napoleon (388,416 votes)

My wish of wanting to make you smile — seems like it reached you, huh. Seeing that smile, I feel energized myself. So, come here and I’ll pamper you as much as you want.

2nd Place: Mozart (527,398 votes)

You have a truly mind-boggling hobby, you know. Well, if you wish for it, then I’ll give it to you.

…Well? Hurry up and say it — what you want me to scold you for.

3rd Place: Sebastian (156,568 votes)

You can’t forget my spartan education? I see…. Then tomorrow, your task is to polish 1000 pieces of silverware, and there will be forehead flicks as punishment for failure. This too, is a whipping born of love.

4th Place: Shakespeare (137,763 votes)

My, for you to have such a hobby, I admit it is a bit unexpected. If you have chosen me for a task, then … will you show me a face even greater than the heroine of a tragedy?

5th Place: Isaac (73,958 votes)

Uh…. Do you truly understand what you’re saying? No, it’s fine. If you want, then I’ll try my best, but…. You really are a weird person….

2nd Place: Leonardo (738,581 votes)

Heh…. You’re more assertive than I expected. Since you were the one who said it, don’t back out on me later, OK? I’ll love you until you melt, so prepare yourself.

3rd Place: Napoleon (705,008 votes)

It makes me happy, being sought by you. It’s just that, being this honest is also a problem, you know. If you keep seducing me like this, I won’t be able to go easy on you…. Are you alright with that?

4th Place: Jean (453,373 votes)

Even more than you yearn for me, I’m always yearning for you…. Your body, your heart, everything about you is dear to me. Tonight as well, shall I devote my love to you?

5th Place: Isaac (336,804 votes)

Knowing that both of us are thinking the same thing… it makes me happy. I’m not proficient at conveying this through words, so, how about we continue this on the bed. It’s okay, right…?

—

As expected, Arthur ended up in first place although his promise almost did slip away from his grasp (he needed to surpass his previous record of 1,716,992 votes and he went over it by just 1,624 votes). 

Also, get you a man who can be all three, because we have Isaac who made it into the Top 5 of all categories. F to Dazai for being the only guy not making it into any category ranking.

Twisted Wonderland OCs~!!

They're both from Heartslabyul, a 1st and a 2nd year respectively(left to right), and are cousins!

Note: Their appearances here may or may not be their final actual designs depending on whether or not I change my mind. Will be posting their character profiles later once I'm done~.

Injuries Reference List

If you’re writing anything where your characters are getting injured a lot, it might be helpful to have an injuries reference list on hand. WELL, DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT BECAUSE I CREATED ONE. This is mostly the result of me having to look up something every time a character was gravely injured/being a lifeguard for seven years. I have some knowledge of first aid and how it might apply to the characters in your story.

Simple scrapes/cuts: There’s usually not much to worry about besides MAYBE an infection, which can be avoided with rubbing alcohol or peroxide. Remember, peroxide usually doesn’t burn or sting, but rubbing alcohol probably will.  These injuries will bleed for a short amount of time, but it shouldn’t last too long.

Bruising: These occur when the blood vessels break under the skin, forming discoloration of the skin. The colors can vary, but they are usually purplish, bluish, or yellow. Again, this injury is usually not serious if it’s a result of a bump or cut, but if there’s significant bruising over a large area of the body there might be a serious problem. Usually time heals bruising.

Sprains: A sprain is torn or stretched ligament, but it is NOT a break. It is very common for someone to sprain an ankle or a wrist and it usually doesn’t require serious medical attention. The area might swell and should be iced. Sprains are usually treated with rest and a device that compresses the area—such as a sling or a bandage.

Broken bones (arms, fingers, legs, toes): Breaks can be serious, especially if they have to be set back into place. A person will most likely not be able to put pressure on a broken bone until it is healed (which could take weeks). A broken bone is REALLY serious when it fractures or breaks through the skin completely. If you write a character in this sort of situation, they will need to worry about infection and they might have to wait until the swelling goes down before splitting or covering.

Burns: Obviously, there are different degrees of burns, but simple burns will most likely be treated the same. Even the smallest burns will probably sting like hell, so it can be hard to function with an untreated burn. SERIOUS burns might require amputation (I’m talking about maybe 3rd to 4th degree burns). As a 1st degree burn is healing, it might itch—think how sunburn starts to itch after a while.

Broken back: A broken back can lead to paralysis, so you need to be very careful with how you treat someone. Your characters shouldn’t be throwing anyone over their shoulders with a back injury because it will only lead to more serious problems. If you suspect that someone has broken or injured their back, you need to keep them still until there is a way to safely move them.

Amputation: This happens when the removal of a body part because necessary to someone’s survival.If someone has a bad infection or there’s no way to stop the bleeding (you’ve applied a tourniquet, which will most likely end up causing an amputation later), a character might have to amputate in a serious situation.

Dislocated limb: If a bone “pops” out of its socket, a character might have to put it back into place. A dislocated limb restricts movement, so your character might not be able to go forward until the situation is resolved. Arms and fingers are commonly dislocated and there will probably be pain when they’re set back into place. Those limbs should be rested and iced to prevent swelling.

Jammed fingers: If you get your finger caught in a door, for example, and it doesn’t break; you might have a jammed finger. I’ve had a few of these in my life, which usually causes bruising and some pain, but it heals on its own. These types of injuries can be from jamming your fingers against something hard and you might lose a finger nail. They will most likely hurt for a while until they are healed.

Stab wounds: These are usually deep cuts by a knife or a sword or another sharp object. They need to be treated, as they are prone to infection, and they should be bandaged. If the bleeding is excessively bad, a common way to stop the bleeding is to get stitches or cauterize the wound. Cauterization is the process of burning the wound in order to seal it up. Think of lightsabers in Star Wars. No one bleeds when they’re cut because the “blade” of the lightsaber cauterizes the wound as it cuts. Your characters might have to stitch someone or cauterize someone in an emergency situation.

Gunshot wounds: Getting shot is a serious/life threatening situation, so your characters would need immediate medical attention.In an emergency situation, the bullet might have to be dug out and the wound cauterized if the bleeding is severe. If the bullet goes in and out, you might just have to worry about infection and covering the wound. A gunshot wound will be painful and will take a while to heal. If someone is shot in the leg, they will have trouble walking. The limbs will need time to heal.

Poisoning: This is a wide topic that could include food poisoning to being poisoned by another character, but they will probably feel very sick. Symptoms will include vomiting, dehydration, diarrhea, etc. Your character might get severe stomach aches and will not be able to function.Being poisoned can be deadly and can happen quickly. A medicine called Ipecac will induce vomiting in order to get the poisons out of someone’s symptoms, but will not work for EVERYTHING. Further treatment might be necessary.

Stomach wound: A person with a stomach wound will not last very long without addressing it. If it is deep enough, it will kill off your character unless the bleeding and infection can be stopped. Infection is usually what kills people with stomach wounds or gunshot wounds.

This is a list to be used for WRITING purposes only. Obviously you should call a doctor or get emergency treatment if something is serious. I also wrote this list assuming that your characters don’t have access to medical professionals, so keep that in mind. Hope this helps!

-Kris Noel