Okay, So I Had This Random Thought After Reading Pining After The Blue Paladin By Thicc_ass_thieves Where

Okay, so I had this random thought after reading Pining after the Blue Paladin by Thicc_ass_thieves where instead of Lance's gestures at tied-up Galra + security cameras being ancient mating gestures, they're actually death threats or something. Sure, the idea of them being some wildly out-of-context shit and the Galra either think the Blue Paladin is secretly some kind of genius --which is not entirely wrong-- sending subtle hints about some other thing or think he's just really weird --also not entirely wrong-- but the idea of the gestures being death threats in ancient Galra culture is just 1000 times more funny because it's Lance. Lance is probably the kind of guy to cry over really small animal babies (or human babies, doesn't matter but happens less), make really bad puns because why not, learn the most random things for the weirdest reasons, and a whole lot else which makes the idea of the Galra thinking he's someone dangerous and unstable and willing to wear their hides as cloaks is hilarious. Just imagine the kind of whiplash the Galra get when they get news of Lance just being the absolute saint he is on one planet and then news of him making murder-hobo gestures on another. Imagine when they meet as allies instead of enemies. Shit would be wild.

Fawcett city’s whole multiple era fashion and building things going on? That but for Amity park. Because of ghosts wearing literally what ever and the Drs.Fentons jump suits extremely “alternate” clothes have just become normalized and nobody really cares anymore as long as you are still wearing clothes.

Danny, as someone who spends way more time with ghosts and ghost clothing choices is so completely desensitized to Ghost Fashion ™ that he just straight up can’t tell human heroes, rouges, or civilians apart from each other.

Danny in Gotham: *after walking past multiple rouges in their full costumes* No officer I haven’t seen anyone dressed strangely. Oh, there’s an Arkham breakout? *Sees the Red Hood* yeah that’s just a regular guy who’s a bit spooky, like most of Amity. :p

In Central City: *Sees the Flash* well, that’s just some guy ™ that likes red

Metropolis: *multi supers ending up near Danny due to his concerning “vitals”* huh, there’s a lot of people wearing Superman related clothes here, must be a trend.

Not even Discowing can phase Danny

You know those posts about Danny owning John Constantine’s soul for one reason or another, why just Constantine, why not have several people in the Justice League somehow in debt because of something or someone in their past; like someone’s mom selling their first born; or a stupid dare they did in their childhood; maybe someone asking for protection for their children in their last breath; maybe they got caught up in a ritual; maybe an old generational curse; or an old enemy

somehow this happens to the vast majority of heroes, villains, vigilantes, anti-heroes and supernatural. The only person confirmed to not be indebted to the Ghost King by the Ghost King himself is Batman

The hostage situation. Batfam is chained to civilians. Many of them are frightened, and prevent the pursuit of the villain

Robin had better luck. He's shackled to a guy who drags him after the villain to strangle him with those same chains, because the quote "I'm fucking this shit up, it's my only day off."

In the end, this civilian in front of the villain bites through the chains, and Robin decides that love at first sight exists.

I'VE GOT GREAT FUCKING NEWS. I FINALLY MANAGED TO CONVINCE MY MOTHER TO LET ME QUIT SPORTS I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW. Being around other people while exercising sucked ass and I felt like dying after every practice. That or homicide, I didn't care which one it was.

Okay, so I just saw this Tumblr post on Pinterest about periods and that's when I just realized that people can take pain killers? When they're on their periods?? You can do that??? Really??? People have just been taking pain killers during their periods and I've just been sitting on my ass like a fucking idiot.