He's A Sleazeball.

He's a sleazeball.

BTW if I could actually animate complicated things, I'd 100% have his elbow slip off the desk and he'd smack to the floor like a big, embarrassed dickhead (affectionate).

Image description: Fanart of Spamton in the 90s, done in a style reminiscent of an 80s or 90s anime. He appears to be standing in an office; the background mostly consists of a large window displaying Cyber City's skyscrapers. Their lights are animated and they flicker. Spamton himself wears his iconic Big Shot Era suit of red. He leans against a glossy desk, his elbow propped on it. One hand holds a cigarette with animated smoke coming from it, the other has the index finger pointed outwards with a car key dangling from it. He is grinning suggestively with slightly lowered eyelids. At the bottom is a caption for Spamton's dialogue, which reads: "I hear you're my next [no.1ratedcustomer] due a test drive!" End of image description.

Outfit doodles for 90s Spamton.

Big Shot is obviously his iconic salesman getup, Showstopper may be a disco/club outfit, and Fixer-Upper is for fixing/fidgeting around cars. I HC that he likes cars and is actually quite good with them mechanically.

Sorry for low quality, exporting this was a bother because my iPad is near the end of its lifespan, lol.

Ok so I had a drawing idea but I have no motivation to draw so I'm sending it out into the world:-

Imagine if Gaster is actually watching us and Kris through a screen/within the code/whatever as we play through deltarune. In chapter 2, the game over screen gives you two options: Continue, or Give Up. Gaster expects you to continue - you're a very determined player.

But you choose Give Up.

Gaster freezes, before backing up from his position and standing, taking one step from his console which he observes from. This wasn't supposed to happen. He hadn't expected this from you or from Kris.

He realises that he needs to step in. Shaking off his initial shock, he leans forward and types into his console.

“AND SO THE WORLD

WAS COVERED

IN DARKNESS”

He can't watch. You gave up. Kris gave up. The screen of the console fades to black, as does your game. Covered in darkness, just as he'd said. He knows that there's no point in watching anymore. He steps away again, tearing his eyes from the void of the screen.

As I said, I wanted to draw it as some sort of comic strip but I figured it wouldn't turn out as well as I'd hoped. But I can write half decently, so I hope that this little write-up of the idea creates a similar effect.

Reasons why the house is called Zelda's house:

They changed the sign from 'Link' to 'Zelda' because Link is wanted for arson in every single settlement in Hyrule and they don't want to make it too easy to find him.

Tax benefits. Double income, no kids — have you seen Hyrule's inflation rate? Gotta make every rupee count.

Yunobo visited and swung his Boulder Breaker a little too clumsily and broke the sign that formerly said 'Link and Zelda's house' so that it's now only Zelda's house. Yunobo is inconsolable.

They changed the sign from 'Link' to 'Zelda' because Kogah and the Yigs learned to read in the depths while searching for autobuild and they don't want to make it too easy to find him. That now 'Zelda' stands on the sign in bright letters? Well, it's not 'Princess Zelda' for a reason, they won't connect the dots, I promise.

Riju practiced her new lightning abilities. The wooden sign didn't take being electrocuted as well as they thought. Riju says it's payback for Link never giving the thunder helmet back.

Hateno's citizens kept insisting he should run for the mayor election so they pretended he didn't live in Hateno.

Sidon stole the sign saying 'Link' and put it on one of the beds in the inn in Zora's Domain so that Link always feels at home.

The woman cleaning the house scrubbed the sign a little too thoroughly and now Link's name is unreadable.

A storm broke Link's part off and when Link tried to fix it, Tulin accidentally produced one gush of wind too many and it blew it all the way down to Hateno Bay.

The village kids convinced Link to join their spy team and keep erasing his name from the sign because you can't have your name on your door as a spy for Hylia's sake! Discretion is crucial!

His name is on the sign. It's just covered by Cece's mushrooms so it's unreadable.

Wait—I thought this is Zelda???!!

My brother keeps trying to guess what I've bought him for his birthday. He's getting close... I don't like this game :P

*sounds of intense excitement as a intentionally blurry image is taken*

(no spoilers here, and I haven't finished so no spoilers in tags please, but the story so far is incredible and it keeps getting better!)