Wheat Man

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Reasons why the house is called Zelda's house:

They changed the sign from 'Link' to 'Zelda' because Link is wanted for arson in every single settlement in Hyrule and they don't want to make it too easy to find him.

Tax benefits. Double income, no kids — have you seen Hyrule's inflation rate? Gotta make every rupee count.

Yunobo visited and swung his Boulder Breaker a little too clumsily and broke the sign that formerly said 'Link and Zelda's house' so that it's now only Zelda's house. Yunobo is inconsolable.

They changed the sign from 'Link' to 'Zelda' because Kogah and the Yigs learned to read in the depths while searching for autobuild and they don't want to make it too easy to find him. That now 'Zelda' stands on the sign in bright letters? Well, it's not 'Princess Zelda' for a reason, they won't connect the dots, I promise.

Riju practiced her new lightning abilities. The wooden sign didn't take being electrocuted as well as they thought. Riju says it's payback for Link never giving the thunder helmet back.

Hateno's citizens kept insisting he should run for the mayor election so they pretended he didn't live in Hateno.

Sidon stole the sign saying 'Link' and put it on one of the beds in the inn in Zora's Domain so that Link always feels at home.

The woman cleaning the house scrubbed the sign a little too thoroughly and now Link's name is unreadable.

A storm broke Link's part off and when Link tried to fix it, Tulin accidentally produced one gush of wind too many and it blew it all the way down to Hateno Bay.

The village kids convinced Link to join their spy team and keep erasing his name from the sign because you can't have your name on your door as a spy for Hylia's sake! Discretion is crucial!

His name is on the sign. It's just covered by Cece's mushrooms so it's unreadable.

Wait—I thought this is Zelda???!!

Can't sleep :c

I just watched Alien (1979) again and I swear it gets better every time

Outfit doodles for 90s Spamton.

Big Shot is obviously his iconic salesman getup, Showstopper may be a disco/club outfit, and Fixer-Upper is for fixing/fidgeting around cars. I HC that he likes cars and is actually quite good with them mechanically.

Sorry for low quality, exporting this was a bother because my iPad is near the end of its lifespan, lol.

Those who enjoy Link... Here's the boy!

The pansexual flag is there because a friend of mine was messing with a Breath of the Wild Link AI chatbot thing, which came out as pansexual? I also found a pose reference with a flag which I wanted to use.

I just love his royal guard attire so I had to draw him wearing it, too. I hope you like it!