Duncan: (with The Smuggest Smile Ever) Nerd Wanted Me To Carry Him, So I Did.

Duncan: (with the smuggest smile ever) nerd wanted me to carry him, so I did.

Noah: (Groans & weakly flips him off before passing out)

if you go out with noah anywhere, you're going to end up carrying him by the end, there's no escaping it.

he's either going to ask you and you accept, knowing this was going to happen, and he manages to trick you, or he ends up making the walk so insufferable and become so annoying that you either abandon him (which you won't, because he's best friends with two of the scariest girls you'll ever meet and he will call them) or give in and he will preen like the bastard cat he is.

owen and izzy will carry him without even being asked, they are both faster than him and even enjoy doing so, especially since he weighs absolutely nothing, a strong breeze can blow him away.

eva says she's not going to carry him, and that he's going to exercise but always ends up doing so out of frustration.

alejando does it reluctantly - not wanting noah to drag them behind (however if the two are in a relationship, he's perfectly content to do so).

tyler sees noah falling behind (purposely) and manhandles him on his back on the basis of "never leaving a man behind".

duncan, seeing how often the gang ends up carrying noah, finds it really weird and vows to never end up carrying noah and he does, for a while, as duncan is the last person noah would ever want to be alone with (the two having beef since their first meeting) but unfortunately, the both of them end up walking alone together and noah, becomes the most insufferable person that you could ever take on a hike- whining about his feet, slowing down till he's way far behind, taking nonstop breaks, snarking duncan to the extreme til duncan gets so fed up he throws noah over his shoulder and makes the ride the bumpiest ride ever.

Wanted to let you guys know that Let’s Talk Palestine has just launched fundsforgaza, an initiative created for the purpose of spotlighting families in urgent need of emergency funds. This list highlights families who’re trying to evacuate Gaza, but which aren’t getting enough attention. Please donate if you can—and whether or not you can, spread this to as many people as possible. The delay between this second and the next could make a difference in whether a family gets to live or not.

hi oomfs its me again. i dont know if this has been shared around already, apologies for the repetitiveness if so. we are still a little over two weeks away from ramadan but this ramadan fundraiser for sudan has barely reached 10% of their goal. there is also this fundraiser by the tarada initiative as well which is doing substantially better in terms of goals. please consider pitching in with whatever is possible for you. even if its $5, even if its less than that.

Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.

The end of online privacy

Now, this isn't something I usually post about from my silly goofy k1nk account (reminder to minors to not follow or scroll this acount).

But I have more followers on here than main, and this is extremely important. Like, scary shit.

This applies to everyone. If you're reading this? It's going to effect you.

I'm sure perhaps some of you have seen around about a this thing going around... KOSA, is one of the ways it's being referred to.

If this shit passes, lemme tell you...

LGBTQ+ adults and minors seeking help and community,

people looking for abortions,

people organizing protests,

anyone using their free speech to voice concerns about injustices, 

even FAN ARTISTS...

Even people reading fan fiction...

And for the purposes of where I'm posting from... people sharing and enjoying their k1nks, wanting to post things with safety and privacy... smut artists and writers, people even LOOKING for smut...

It's all gone. No privacy.

They'll have your face, your name, your age, where you live.

You'll need an ID to use any US-based platform, even if you're NOT in the United States.

Instead of dooming, here's what you can do to stop this shit in it's tracks 👍

Here is a website where you can sign a letter just by filling out a form, (it takes less than 30 seconds) and where you can call reps.

I HIGHLY suggest leaving calls if you're able, and if you have phone shyness, do this after 6pm, since it will leave messages instead.

I'm shy, but I did it!

Here's another letter to sign, takes less than 20 seconds.

Here is a form you can fill out sharing how the social media has POSITIVELY effected you.

Share all of this with as many people as you can. Our safety, freedom, joy, and protection online is at risk more than ever.

(Here is the thread where I found all of this information.)

STAY SAFE!

KOSA IS GETTING FORCED THROUGH ATTACHED ARE SCRIPTS FOR EITHER A DEM OR REP SENATOR CALL NOW PLEASE