So ... What Are Our Thoughts On A Piano?

So ... what are our thoughts on a piano?

i’m all sex positive and shit but i’m begging you. do not make your characters over 30 fuck on the floor. please. think of their lower backs. their knees. have some empathy 🙏

Need your help guys. The next chapter of my fic is supposed to be Camille, and besides the obvious "Oh look, she looks at the thing that can turn into your deepest desires and it's turned into Rimmer" I really don't know what to do with it.

All suggestions/ideas welcome. Is there something you wish was in that episode? Do you have an idea you wish someone would write? Let me know, I need help!

Read up guys, we're starting a book club in hell.

Me: I will never read Fifty Shades of Grey

Tumblr: Someone wrote a Red Dwarf version

Me: God help me I am going to hell.

I needed this today. I could cry.

it’s okay if you’re struggling to write today. some days the words flow, some days they don’t. what matters is that you showed up. your story isn’t going anywhere, and neither are you.

This. This all day long. This doesn't just live in my head rent free, it has kicked out all my other thoughts and claimed squatters rights.

Like I am convinced, absolutely convinced, that if you gave that boy a nudge in the right direction he'd make Christian Grey look like a choir boy. (She says having never read Fifty Shades, but assuming.)

hi buddy, as a normal person who saw the post abt low rimmer and the secret instincts, yep. he looves having authority, being in control, barking orders at people, etc, which he's even admitted himself at least once. as such, (god makes the rules, not me) be patient and let him stumble through his fear and awkwardness for a while, get him in his zone, and be DESTROYED

Not me thinking about this on the bus to work 🫣🤣

A few years back I think I would have had Rimmer down as the whiny submissive type but now I think maybe he's a bit of a switch in that, yes, you could totally get him in his zone and let him wreck you 🥵 but also afterwards, (maybe my brain is switching to Chris rather than Rimmer here but 😅😅😅) he wouldn't mind just resting on your shoulder while you stroke his hair after he put all that energy into being in that kind of role 😇

I think maybe I'm also thinking of Thanks For The Memory Rimmer where he gets all soft and sings that song while being all sad 😔 You know how you could just cuddle him and make him feel loved even after letting him fulfil what could be a very hard core fantasy (depending on how he wants to play it out and how far you're willing to let him go 😈)

Don't get hung up on finding that perfect first sentence in the first draft. The first draft isn't for the reader, it's for you. The first sentence doesn't need to hook someone in to keep reading, it needs to get you in the flow to keep writing.