And This Isn't A Fanfic Because ...?

And this isn't a fanfic because ...?

“When I first watched Red Dwarf in the early 90s, I thought both Rimmer and Lister were so hot that they gave me my first ever threesome fantasy. I won’t tell you how old I was, let’s just say I couldn’t have been a full member of the golf club and leave it that”.

Admin note: Whoa, someone is honest! I don’t blame you! Haha

It’s funny as I have another confession that’s similar ;)

Just to give you warning - in case this offends you! Not everyone is OK with reading about sexual explicity stuff…

But I hope no one is offended as most RD fans are old enough to not be disgusted or confused by this.

I don’t think this fully counts as NSFW but I’ll tag it that way just in case!

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Red Dwarf (UK TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Arnold Rimmer/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Original Female Character(s), Original Characters, Arnold Rimmer, Dave Lister, The Cat (Red Dwarf), Kryten (Red Dwarf), Holly (Red Dwarf) Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Eventual Smut, Developing Relationship, Episode Related, Original Character(s), Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Angst, Attempt at Humor Summary:

Sephy may not know who she is or where she comes from, but she does know she doesn't like a certain hologram. Which is fine, because he doesn't like her either. The two just have nothing in common.

Or do they?

Me when I'm not able to write: I have so many good ideas right now.

Me when I'm sitting with a laptop: Welp, I got nothing.

Have I added a new chapter to my Red Dwarf fanfic recently? No.

Did I just get an idea for an entirely new one and really need to write that, as in physically need it to live? Yes. Yes I did.

Finally. FINALLY, I've managed to get another chapter out.

I feel like we don't spend enough time appreciating Rimmer as a cowboy.