The Fact That Ace Is Basically The Only Character Now Without His Signature Spell Makes Me Wanna Make

the fact that ace is basically the only character now without his signature spell makes me wanna make fun of him but it also makes me Extremely suspicious

what is that bastard hiding

Okay, hear me out... Ace with braces.

y’know what, fuck it— a TWST event inspired by “enchanted (2007)” where our first-year bois (and their one enby) take a night out on the town, and after an encounter with a cursed artifact they find in a pawn shop, they lose all their memories and get them replaced with new ones. 

what are these new memories, you ask? they’re all roommates living in a crappy apartment on sage’s island, they all always wanted to go to nrc but they don’t have any magic powers, and ortho is not a robot who is their friend, but their extremely articulate computer ripped straight from the early 2000s, even though they still talk to him like he’s sentient and he is very obviously sentient.

(“i just don’t get people, y’know? i don’t know how to talk to them.”

*windows dial-up sounds*

“see? at least you get me.”)

their personalities are still intact, though, but some of the more obvious parts have been… altered. aka, sebek doesn’t talk about malleus or fae every couple of minutes, but he’s still our loud, proud crocoboy.

also, they all have part-time jobs. take that how you will.

the upperclassmen are in crisis mode, obviously, and the scarabiduo haven’t stopped having collective ptsd for three days straight, because SEVEN FRESHMEN disappeared in the middle of the night, and well, they’re just going down the logical train of thought here—

it all culminates while yuu is out buying groceries with what little they earn at their shitty supermarket job (🙏😭 for employee discountsssss) and they run into professor trein and professor crewel who are putting up “wanted — dead or alive” posters while buying cat/dog food.

what ensues is a chase scene involving two grown, adult men chasing down this poor enby around the store. 

“I JUST WANTED TO BUY SOME SHOES FOR MY COMPUTER!”

“WHY THE FUCK DOES YOUR COMPUTER NEED FUCKING SHOES?!?!?!”

*raises hand* Lost in the Book with Stitch and the way the book looks when you see it would imply that they could use this event with ANY other Disney character too. Which would be very interesting and it leaves a lot to the imagination.

Masquerade Road Trip 🚌

Okay but like…. What if instead of using mirrors they had to stuff this whole cast of people into a bus/van

It’d be a little funny

(Also turn up phone brightness to see it better. Or don’t. Idk I don’t control you)