Most Parents Are Working From Home Or Doing Yoga Right Now. Mine Are Organizing A Revolution Against

Most parents are working from home or doing yoga right now. Mine are organizing a revolution against the man.

Nosferatu and Dracula worked in offices right next to each other. They were in a competition to see who was the superior vampire.Dracula’s assistant was renfield but nosferatu’s was goro akechi, who thought vampires were the coolest thing since pancakes. He was playing double agent and was hanging out with vanhellsing and the rest of the crew who were hunting vampires and I was there and knew everything that was going on but didn’t bother telling anyone. Then I was at lunch at school and one of my friends was playing the mobile app version of until dawn and she accidentally let someone get killed by gayer nathen Prescott who had an all out attack like in persona. But my brother said it didn’t matter because she was a shit character anyway and it was okay if she died. Then my brother and I were trying to ditch the wendigo and we had to throw away the mustard because if we didn’t it would use the mustard scent to follow us. We made it back to our old house that we lived in 4 years ago and then our mom came back from work and we asked her how her day was and she said she needed help with something and I realized it was time to wake up so I did.

A list of feelings:

Emptiness

Drifting through life like a stick in a river; a dead piece of something once beautiful now dragged by a relentless current to destinations unknown with little purpose or will of your own

A ghost watching the rest of the world live

Dampness from a shower

A burnt lip from tea that was too hot

Relief from stretching

Eczema on my wrist and eyelids, acting up, for no reason

Peace

Thick layers of aquaphor

Quilted sheets under my arms

Ambivalence to the coming day tomorrow, neither dreading or anticipating it, but feeling like I should have some opinion on it

Toes

Embarrassment for things I haven’t done

Creative exhaustion

Annoyance at how many times I had to spell ‘exhaustion’ before I got it right

Satisfaction at a day full of many things

The catharsis gained from a plan for what can be achieved tomorrow

The desire to sleep

Dad: *laughs from across the house*

Me, shouting down the stairs: JESPER?

Dad, shouting back: JESPER.

In the continuing adventures of Watching-a-fifty-year-old-man read the six of crows duo:

Dad: Great! This chapter starts with Matthias!

Me: your favorite fjerdian

Dad: no, my Fjavorite Fjerdian

Me: o h m y g o d

Dad: *makes Swedish chef noises*

I made a version of the Alveare sign for my New Horizons island! (I love that the fedoras in the game come in green, even if the suits don’t. Easy Firo cosplay!)

It’s my first design, and I haven’t played around much with custom patterns yet, so I hope you like it!

why is Lucy a slut

WHY IS LUCY A SLUT

Why is Lucy a slut

Why is Lucy a slut

Why is Lucy a slut

I have to watch the first 30 minutes of Bram Stoker’s Dracula for a film class and JIMINY CHRISTMAS THIS IS SO PAINFUL ALREADY

ITS NOT EVEN PRETENDING, IS IT? WHAT IS THIS? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? I haven’t even seen the title what is this