My My, Those Eyes Like Fire

My my, those eyes like fire

I’m a winged insect, you’re a funeral pyre

come now bite through these wires, I’m a waking hell and the gods grow tired

reset my patient violence along both lines of a pathway higher

grow back your sharpest teeth you know my desire

i dream in phosphorescence

Bleed through spaces

See you Drifting pass the fog

But nobody told you where to go

We dive through crystal waters

Perfect oceans

But No one told me not to breath

And now the weightlessness recedes

I would be straight if it weren’t for Furina, Arlecchino, Jingliu, Silver Wolf, Soldier 11, Topaz, Feixiao, Obsidian, Jade, Yae Sakura, Sparkle, Mavuika, and Zhu Yuan.

as long as they exist in any timeline I will remain lesbian

please 🙏

well it’s very complicated but here’s the list, who they’re made for and their in game mechanics 🫠 I put way too much effort into them

ZZZ:

Camazotz (Soldier 11) [Ether, Anomaly, Slash & Pierce]

Zerø (Zhu Yuan) [Ice, Stun, Strike]

HI3:

Jikan (Yae Sakura) [Stardust, Chained Blades]

Genshin:

Daedalus (Arlecchino) [Cryo Sword]

Cascade (Furina) [Hydro Catalyst]

Ixchel (Mavukia) [Electro Claymore]

HSR:

Danai (Jade) [Fire Erudition]

Amethyst / Nzyndale (Topaz) [Imaginary Erudition] Jíshǒu (Sparkle) [Quantum Nihility]

Jiàn (Jingliu) [Fire Preservation]

Starchasm Nyx (Silver Wolf) [Lightning Harmony]

Xiu Long (Feixiao) (Physical Preservation)

Quartz von Synder Helair (Obsidian) [Imaginary Abundance]

Rayven Daggervytch (Sugilite) Wind Harmony

and in true MiHoyo fashion Ravyn is the only male

Thank you for listening to my oc rambles it is much appreciated

Why did you create her perfectly for my lesbian heart? 😭

Dw I also am very lesbian towards lots of ZZZ characters sooo idk we're good at making women hot. I hope you realize this is a parody

Also please remember that Snow White narrowly avoided getting tetanus from hugging a rusty old Joan of Arc that blamed Red Riding Hood for her problems that she didn’t cause because Joan of Arc got pissy about being in control, and then we got the only moment of Snow White x Riding Hood in the final part of the story when Red Riding Hood miraculously came back from drinking the death read.

RWBY: the show that made people cry because Mulan and Thor held hands. 

I would worship them like any normal person like they’re a god wtf am I supposed to do

I don't know how half of the people would react to finding out I have Tumblr

Them: "Oh, you have Tumblr? What do you post?"

Me: "Um, I pretend to be a god who also is a goose who like to interact with countries and companies and many other people."

watch Disney take two original female characters with remarkable gay ah chemistry and then suddenly introduce a male love interest for one of them out of nowhere that’s just a clone of the other but makes no sense as a love interest other than to make the gay ship not canon.

I’m sorry Chloe x Red shippers, but they’ve done it before and they’ll probably do it again 😭 like look at OUAT S1, 2, & 3 and then look at RoR. Two female characters who start off enemies, are brought together unwillingly by a common goal, separated after an argument about a severe view point difference, and then brought back together with more chemistry than before over a realization that the other was more right than one was willing to admit? Yeah, that sounds an awful lot like Swan Queen. But I just perfectly described Red and Chloe’s relationship. I wouldn’t put it past Disney for them to do it again.