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marchbird sketch

Sunday (to March): Your days are numbered.

March: Actually, yeah, since my last name is 7th.

Sunday: Stay away from my goddamn sister.

March:…but she asked me to stay.

Sunday: Wat

Robin (hiding in the corner): Don’t do it March

Sunday (to march): Why

March (smug): She wanted me on my knees

Robin: *facepalms*

Later…

Sunday: Hey Boothill, can I borrow your gun?

Boothill: Why not, partner. Outta curiosity, Whaddaya need it for?

Sunday: *shoots March*

Boothill: What the fudge man

(I know)

but why, like I have so many questions for actual MiHoyo so I have to ask parody accounts because my OCs will never be canon and therefore my gay will never be recognized 😔

Why did you create her perfectly for my lesbian heart? 😭

Dw I also am very lesbian towards lots of ZZZ characters sooo idk we're good at making women hot. I hope you realize this is a parody

robinhill is great and all but what about marchbird

Guys I’ve figured out the whole plot line of Natlan! (/s)

Basically what happened is that a curse was washed over the land, stripping all the characters, barring a select few, of their melanin. It will be us, the Traveler’s job, to go and retrieve it, one by one.

The ultimate reveal: there is a second version of Mavuika and the one we’ve been seeing is (unbeknownst to her) the facilitator for the curse. After freeing Mavuika there are two versions of her: the politically correct version and the kind y’all been review bombing innocent games for. Everyone is given their melanin back and a new pyro archon is appointed: Sethos.

#makesethosthepyroarchon

Sethos : Pyro

Sethos with a Pyro design.