LMK Incorrect Quotes

LMK Incorrect Quotes

Yuyue: *having a bad day*

Macaque: Hey, smile for me, you look down in the dumps.

Yuyue: Okay... *smiles angelically*

Macaque: *voice cracks* Yeah, exactly like that.

Yuyue: Hey, why are you blushing?

Macaque: No reason at all *Tries to hide his face*

Yuyue: *Looses Mac in the crowd* Hey, Wukong, I can't find Mac anywhere. I'm a little worried.

Wukong: Alright *cups mouth* MACAQUE SUCKS!!

Macaque: *nothing*

Wukong: Ok... THEN YUYUE SUCKS!!!

Macaque: *punching his way through the crowd* THE HELL YOU SAY ABOUT MY ANGEL?! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!!

Yuyue: Found him.

Yuyue: *doing warm-ups*

Wukong: You're staring again.

Macaque: What?

Wukong: Mac. You're practically drooling.

Macaque: *wipes* No, I'm not, shut up, you're insane!

Wukong: Yeah, you're right, what would you ever see in Yuyue?

Macaque: WHAT?! Yuyue is amazing!!! Funny, beautiful, smart-

Wukong: ...

Macaque: ...

Wukong: *snigger*

Macaque: I can't believe I just fell for that.

Yuyue: Are you... blushing?

Macaque: What, no.

Yuyue: Did I get the ever-stoic, hardcore, total badass Macaque to blush?

Macaque: No... It's... It's the cold.

Yuyue: Huh. It's the cold. And not that I told you "your face is freaking adorable, and I bet the rest of you is too?"

Macaque: *blushing harder*

Macaque: Have you ever liked someone before but too scared to say it?

Yuyue: All the time

Macaque: Same

Mac and Yu: *silence*

Wukong: *Is in the distance but can hear them* *Slaps his own forehead* They're idiots! Oblivious! Oh my god! Kiss already! Or I am gonna hear about this for the next week from Macaque!

This is my first work for LMK (I'm branching out) and a good sneak peek for my new OC, Yuyue. Her name means "Blessed Moon", got inspo from a Chinese name site. Hope you enjoyed this and be sure to expect more! :)

Madame Night Melancholy

LMK Incorrect Quotes #2

Yuyue: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE!?!?

Macaque, looking at Yuyue: Uh, brown hair, sassy, very smart-

Yuyue: YOUR BLOOD TYPE!!!

Macaque: oh, (Looks at wound) red.

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Macaque: I prevented a murder a today.

Yuyue: Really? How'd you do that?

Macaque: Self control

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Wukong: If Macaque and I were drowning, who would you save?

Yuyue: You two can't swim?

Macaque: It's a hypothetical question, Yuyue! Who would you save?

Yuyue: I'm uncomfortable with this.

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Macaque: Hey, did you know as a kid, I accidentally ate paper?

Yuyue: I feel like we've all done that at least once.

Wukong: I ate it too-

Yuyue: See?

Wukong: -on purpose...

Macaque & Yuyue: ...What?

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Yuyue: I hardly slept last night.

Mei: When you can't sleep, it means someone is thinking about you. Probably someone who loves you.

Yuyue: Well, who would be thinking about me at 3 a.m.?

Macaque: [panics]

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Wukong: Why are your tongues purple?

Yuyue: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Macaque: I had a red one.

Wukong: oh

Wukong:

Wukong: OH :O

MK:

MK: You drank each other's slushies?

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Wukong: Why don't you go talk to her? (Points at Yuyue)

Macaque, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.

Wukong: What? So, you go tell her she's cute, what's the worst that could happen?

Macaque: She could hear me.

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Glad you guys are liking my work so far, I'm planning on making my first ever LMK fanfiction with my new OC, but when I'm not doing that, be sure to expect stuff like this. I love all of you!!! <3

Raspberry- I need your help to kill God. Seafoam - To understand what the fuck is wrong with you Charcoal- You have the best takes Russet- I need to borrow some money Navy- You are literally so sexy (Blushing emoji) Sage- IDK and every day I grow closer to blocking you Lilac- You make my dash better and I cherish you Harlequin- To remind me that there are still people more insane than I am on this website Apricot- I'm slowly poisoning you a little bit every day Steel- You post the most beautiful art/fics/edits Sapphire- I want to put you under a microscope and study you Carmine- I'm on one knee proposing <3 Forest- You are the stupidest motherfucker alive and I love you Mulberry- We should be having (more) gay sex Lemon- Funniest tags known to man

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