REGULAR SAGE REACTING TO BABY SAGE THAT STICKS TO MC.

REGULAR SAGE REACTING TO BABY SAGE THAT STICKS TO MC.

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Baby Sage Part 1

GN!Reader, both Sages are jealous, Kitty!Sage is like six or seven

Felix just,, continues to amaze you. He continues to bring the impossible into reality, and isn't that something amazing?

Of course he always manages to do something weird with it. Take today, where he managed to bend the temporal plane (no you're still not quite sure how he did that) and yeet Kitty!Sage into the present timeline.

Don't think about it too hard.

The point is, you're now in charge of watching Kitty!Sage for the next week or so. However long it takes for Felix to get the situation under control.

Kitty!Sage (or Kitty for short) seems to understand on a very basic level that he and Sage are the same person. He doesn't ask too many questions about it. As long as he can curl up in your lap for a nap, he doesn't seem to mind too much about how any of this works.

Kitty insists on staying next to you at all times. That means whenever you go anywhere he's just a few steps behind, usually clinging to your skirt/jacket/whatever. And whenever anyone else tries to get close to you, he hisses like the feral lil beast he is and clings to you. That animosity even extends to Sage.

I just think it's funnier if you and Sage are in the oblivious/pining section of your relationship so you aren't actually together yet. So he's just super jealous that Kitty is allowed to be all over you.

Sage likes to go into your room in the morning to wake you up,, except Kitty is sleeping on your stomach and as soon as Sage slinks into the room he gets growled at.

Kitty is constantly rubbing his head against you to scent mark you. And it's a slightly-different scent than Sage, so then he starts scent-marking you. So you're just constantly covered in fur.

Stella comes up at one point to scent-mark you and Kitty goes downright feral and chases her off. You have to remind him to be nice.

Kitty asks whether you like him or Sage better,,, in front of Sage,,,,, no matter what you say you're getting sad kitty eyes

Kitty loves sitting on your lap so you can stroke his hair. Additionally loves when you brush his hair. You have to be careful not to take the tangles roughly but he loves the sensation of the comb's bristles gently brushing against his scalp, especially when he's all snuggled against your chest and half-awake. And if you sing or tell him stories? Happy little Kitty!!!

Sage is so jealous plz

You have to leave Kitty with Sage for a few hours and Kitty is asking a ton of questions. A lot of them are about you. Why do you put up with him? When you're all nice and pretty and smart and he's just a dumb street rat? Sage,, admits he doesn't really know. That's about when you walk in, and you quickly scoop Kitty up and smooch his cheek and see you're with him because he's your cute little kitty and you love him! And while that's enough to soothe Kitty's worries, Sage is still assuming you're only being nice because you're talking to a little kid. But you flash him a little smile and suddenly he can't breathe.

Sage is embarrassed all the time by the way. He keeps insisting that it's normal for young ilephtas to be clingy! It's not like he has a thing for you or anything! But then Kitty comes out of nowhere and clings to your leg and says He's Pledging His Loyalty To You Forever So You're Always Gonna Be Stuck With Him :3

Sage slinks away because his ego needs to recover

“Bro who got you smiling like that?”

My fictional characters and the gay people in my phone

Odd question: Does Bingus need sunscreen while on walks? Is that even a thing?

In theory yes, it would be good to protect his skin more, but cat sunscreen doesn’t exist. Presumably they would lick a lot of it off and there’s no sunscreen formula (even the purest baby ones) that is safe for that. I have looked into it in depth lol. Instead we just have to limit his time in direct sun.

round patches!!!!!! letsa go (<- mario voice)

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