Hi! I'm Laura but my friends call me Laru. Purveyor of Prompts to The HBC. A Belgian girl addicted to Bucky Barnes and some other of characters. When I'm not drooling over Bucky - I like Nomad Steve, Chris Evans, Supernatural, Stranger Things, Harry Potter and other stuff.
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I Missed You
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader
Prompt: “Come and sit on my face. Let daddy show you how much he’s missed his baby girl.”
Warnings: teasing, oral sex (female) face sitting, language, 18+
Word count: 500
A/N: for @the-ss-horniest-book-club Continued Drunk Drabbles
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Sassy Doll
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader
Prompt: "There's a reason I don't celebrate my birthday." "Is it because you're so old you don't even remember when it was?"
Warnings: fluff, implied sexy times, flirting, teasing, friends to lovers kinda thing
Word count: 403
A/N: for @the-ss-horniest-book-club continued drunk drabbles. Sorry if this sounds like it's all over the place, my mental health is really sucking the life out of me right now and it's hard to stay on track but still, hope this is enjoyable and you have fun reading it!! :)
A smirk grew on your face when you saw the broody old man that you were inevitably in love with sitting alone at the counter staring straight ahead and he mindlessly tapped the porcelain on the cup.
"Happy Birthday Sergeant Barnes!" You chirped waltzing into the kitchen. You leaned in and kissed his cheek as you did every morning.
"Ugh don't remind me." He grumbled, resting his head in his hand.
"Why? You should celebrate it. I can call some old ladies from the nursing homes if you want a date."
"Very funny. There's a reason I don't celebrate my birthday doll." Bucky shook his head and you snickered.
"Is it because you're so old you don't even remember when it was?"
Bucky's eyes narrowed at you and he stood up from his seat abruptly causing you to stagger back against the counter.
"You being sassy with me doll?"
"Who me? Never." You grin. Bucky cages you in, his face inches from your own.
"Careful doll." He's teasing you playfully. Pushing to see how far the two of you can go to resist one another. You nod curtly and Bucky pushes away from the wall.
You stand by the door and turn quickly before you add, "you're the one who should be careful old man. Might fall down and break a hip."
"That's it!" You run for your life down the hall, you can't outrun a super soldier, you've tried but he lets you get a head start and a few long strides he's right behind you.
You squeal when you hear his heavy footsteps behind you, barely making it to your door when his metal hand prevents you from closing it. He lets himself into your room and stalks towards you as you take steps backwards until your knees hit the bed. You're expecting him to kiss you, finally fuck you even. What you weren't expecting from a 100 year old man was his long fingers attacking your ribs. Your withering underneath him from the tickle attack, giggling uncontrollably, tears falling down the side of your face from laughing. Then finally, after months and months of waiting, flirting, teasing he kisses you and a new fire is burning.
"Does everything still work for an old man?" You ask teasingly when he pulled away with a goofy grin.
"Why don't you be quiet and find out for yourself like a good girl huh."
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Just Gettin’ Started
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x reader
Word Count: 1,290
Warnings: Swearing, smut, smut and more smut. 18+ y’all.
Authors Note: This is for the @the-ss-horniest-book-club‘s Extended Drabble Quarantine Edition. Based on the following prompt by @prunes-said-bucky.
“Do you realize how stupid that was?”
“It worked, didn’t it?” You slam your locker and spun to stare down the angry super-soldier. Bucky’s arms were crossed over his chest, his jaw locked. Both of you were splattered in blood and god knows what else. You are exhausted, you smell like gore and burning metal, and are over the attitude of Bucky Barnes.
“You’re not my superior Barnes.”
“No, but I am your backup.”
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Undercover Mess
Destroyer!Chris x Reader
Prompts: 1. Enemies to lovers: Destroyer!Chris doesn’t like you for whatever reason. Things change when he has to protect you. 2. “Why don’t you shut the fuck up and lick my clit!” “If you insist.”
Warnings: mild harassment, enemies to lovers, protective!chris, language.
Word Count: 526
Authors Notes: this is written for @the-ss-horniest-book-club and thank you so much for allowing me to combine these two together! Thank you to @jobean12-blog for your feedback and for reading it!
You’re not Erin
Erin wouldn’t done things like this
Do you even know what you’re doing or are you just that stupid?
These were just a minority of the comments you would receive back from Chris, your undercover partner as the two were forced to work together. For whatever reason, you assumed it was because you were nothing like this Erin chick he kept comparing you to - he despised you, always choosing to pick fights with you. Even now as he sat on one of the many broken couches in the room, swirling his beer in his hand and his eyes fixated on you, the hate behind them was evident.
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These are perfect together!! Always have my permission to combine the prompts should the girls want ❤😍
Enemies to lovers: Destroyer!Chris doesn't like you for whatever reason. Things change when he has to protect you.
The Purveyor of Prompts @prunes-said-bucky gave @bugsbucky permission to combine this prompt with:
I L❤O❤V❤E IT
The Perfect Scoop!
Pairing: Bucky x reader
Word Count: 1,039
Summary: You hear the ice cream man and can’t help your excitement.
Author’s Note: This is for the HBC’s @the-ss-horniest-book-club Summer Loving 24 Hour Challenge and the theme of Sweet Treats and the continuation of drunk drabbles and the prompt sent in below by @prunes-said-bucky Hope you enjoy this! Thank you all for reading! Much love always ❤❤❤
Warnings: fluffy sweetness, ice cream yumminess, teasing, dirty talk, implied sexy times ;)
“BUCKY!!! Buckyyyy!” You run around your apartment searching for him, yelling his name way too loud in the small space. “Where the hell is he,” you mutter under your breath as you turn the corner to the spare bedroom. “I’m right here doll,” is the only thing you hear before slamming into his solid chest. “Ow,” you whine, slumping into his arms. He tries not to laugh but you can feel his body shaking so you swat him a few times. “FINALLY! How come you didn’t answer me!”
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Malibu Vacation
Bucky Barnes x Reader
Summary: you and Bucky had a one night stand and he ghosted you.
Prompt: will be bolded!
Warnings: mentions of sex, language, implied smut
Word Count: 366
Authors Notes: this is for @the-ss-horniest-book-club 24 hour Surprise challenge and the summer loving challenge. I’m also combining it with the prompt I was given ❤️
You scoffed into the air as Bucky dived head first into the pool, splashing you in the process, the man you hated but secretly loved. You spent the night together a couple of weeks ago, needing an urgent relief from stress and since the two of you were single, you relied on each other as friends to do just that.
You knew your friendship would never be the same afterwards, but you never expected Bucky to ghost you and pretend you didn’t exist. That hurt you more than anything. It was Tony’s idea for a summer vacation. The stress of the job getting to everyone and you all needed some time to relax.
Sitting on the edge of the pool with your feet submerged in the water, you watched the sun go down over Malibu and admired the orange and yellow ombré paint the sky. Bucky was swimming laps, occasionally brushing up against you.
“Would you cut it out!” You snapped. You just wanted some peace and quiet really, the team were a lot to deal with.
“I’m not doing anything. Why don’t you leave if I’m bothering you.” Bucky snipped back, splashing water in your direction.
“You know what! FUCK YOU!” you yelled, kicking water at him.
“I already did.” The cheeky bastard smirked.
You were speechless. Bucky swam towards you, his hands on your hips as he lifted you into the water. Your legs wrapped around his waist as his nose brushed against your neck.
“And I did a real good job at it too. I still hear the moans.”
Your breath hitched when his fingers slid down between your bodies and pulled your bikini bottoms to the side and easily slipped two digits in. His pads massaging your walls.
“Can’t lie about that.” You smirked, dipping your head and nipping the skin of his neck. Bucky removed his fingers and held you up with one hand as his other worked his shorts down enough to free his painfully hard erection.
“Wanna go again?” He asked as his tip judged against your entrance. You threw your head back and moaned your answer as he lowered your body down on his hard member.
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The Perfect Night
Pairing: Sebastian Stan x Reader
PROMPT: You meet Sebastian at a friend’s party and he’s immediately all heart eyes with you and wants to pursue a relationship with you. via: @prunes-said-bucky
A/N: This prompt was sent into @the-ss-horniest-book-club! There will be a second part coming tomorrow or this weekend but since this one was already long… I decided to split them up since part 2 MIIIIIIIGHT be a bit… smutty 😉
“Those men have certainly lost their minds letting you slip away!” His voice raises as he throws a hand in the air. You can feel the eyes of your friends’ staring at you as you giggle into your glass. Your eyes scrunch as the smile on your face widens further than you ever thought possible, seeing Sebastian’s “oops” face when he looks behind him at all the prying eyes.
“You would be an amazing girlfriend and, hopefully, someday a wife. I honestly mean that.” His voice was more hushed, his bottom re-adjusting on the bar stool below him. You stare at him, his blue eyes staring back as your mind gets lost in thought. No one had ever said anything like that to you before, or if they did, you never would have believed them.
“Sorry,” He murmured in a low voice, his hand moves to tuck a strand of your hair behind your ear. You can tell he’s trying to hide the smile that is slowly upturning the corners of his pink lips. His fingers brush against your cheeks, bringing heat to them and a curtain fluttering in your heart.
“I want to see all of you,” He looks at you through half hooded eyes. “You truly are a beauty.”
His words cause a nervous giggle to escape your chest, your eyes dart to his shoes while your face fully floods with heat. No one has ever made you speechless until now. You couldn’t tell if it was the alcohol or if he was truly flirting with you, but the chemistry between you two was definitely there.
“Everyone looks beautiful after 6 beers!” You grin at the sight of him rolling his eyes dramatically.
“It’s not the alcohol, I promise!” He slightly stumbles on the last few words making you both chuckle. “I like you, Y/N… I “like you” like you.” His smile is a beam of light straight into your heart, it makes your brain stop functioning so you resort to just a nod.
“You okay?” He questions
“Yeah, I’m,” You stutter, trying to figure out your words in your drunken, awestruck state. “I’m great. More than great actually!”
You had never had a click with someone like this… or even anything close to this. You were typically a pretty private person, even your best friend only knew half the shit you’ve gone through in life and the pursuit of love. Yet, here was a complete stranger up until 4 hours ago, and you had just shared your entire story… and surprisingly so did he.
You look down at your empty drink, your head spinning when you try to focus on the small piece of melting ice. Sebastian’s hand grasps your shoulders as you just about fall from your stool. You smile down at the floor, a drunken giggle expels from your lips, soon followed by Sebastian’s own giggle.
“I should probably get home. I feel much better throwing up in the morning in my crappy apartment vs…” You look around at the shiny counters and obviously very expensive wall decor, “this.”
“Let me walk at home?” Sebastian asks, his blue eyes begging for a “yes”.
“I’m not going to steal you away or anything, I swear! I’m not a creeper!” You giggle as his eyes widen at the thought before they crease at the corners when his smile matches yours. His new favorite sound was that of your laugh, he could never get over it and the way it makes his belly flutter with excitement.
“Yeah, I’d like that. Not that I NEED a man to walk me home or anything,” You wink at him with a crooked smile. He holds up his hands in surrender, but his smile is from ear to ear.
“Not at all! I definitely take you as a woman whom can take care of herself! It’s just for my own peace of mind.” Sebastian pulls his jacket off the entry chair, opening the entry door for you like the gentleman he is. He nods to his friend as you wave to your’s before thanking him for holding the door.
“They’d give me back after a day anyways.” You nonchalantly say as you both turn into the elevator. His eyes crinkle with wonder, he ponders what you’re talking about but is too afraid to ask, assuming he accidentally ignored something you may have said. He tries to hide his confusion but you noticed right away, your smile growing for the millionth time tonight.
“The kidnappers…” You finally speak, looking up at him with a mischievous grin. His mouth opens wide as a gasp of air expels through his lips, his smile matching yours.
“I wouldn’t give you back,” You both burst out in a chuckle as soon as those words left his lips. His hand covers the fuzzy skin of his chin and lips, “Oh god! I do sound like a creeper!”
Your laugh continues, causing your balance to waver. Your hands instinctively grasp to Sebastian’s arm, your fingers curling around the cool leather of his jacket. His hand covers yours, keeping you steady and your hands in place.
Your arm wrapped in his feels… right. It feels like this is where you both should be. Where you were meant to be, as crazy as that seems.
The walk back to your apartment seemed to past too fast. You were at home in his presence, the last thing you wanted to do was go back to an empty, cold apartment… alone yet again. Standing on the steps of your building, your teeth bite onto your bottom lip. You knew what you wanted to say, but was this the right time? If you asked him to come up with you, would he think your just using him? That you just wanted sex?
All these thoughts raced through your mind as you stood beside him, in complete silence and with your arm subconsciously wrapping tighter around his arm.
“Thank you for allowing me to walk you home. I can now rest a little more soundly knowing I may have the possibility to see you again.” Sebastian spoke, pulling you from your mind ramblings. Your eyes meet his, the buildings awful yellow lights emitting the only light for the two of you. You can make out the corners of his lips, a slight pout forming.
“What if I’m not ready to stopping seeing you now?” Your voice is almost a whisper, hesitation wrapped in each word. Forwardness has never been your strong suit… not with men anyways… and definitely not with men like HIM.
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Rivals Sunshine
@the-ss-horniest-book-club Drabble request from @prunes-said-bucky
Pairing: Hal Carter x reader
Word Count: 750
Warnings: None
A/N: Ridiculous sweetness. That’s all. -xo- Allie
The air smells like sunshine and hay, a nice contrast from the ever present smog of the city. Since buying the ranch property about four hours from your previous home, you’ve developed a scattering of freckles on your nose and a deep appreciation for country life.
Also a deep appreciation for the incredibly nice and distractingly sexy neighbor to your south.
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No More Games
Jealous!Bucky x Reader
Prompt: “When we get home, I’m cuffing you to the bed and going down on you all night.” “Fine by me, you look hot with your head between my legs.”
Warnings: Jealous Bucky, on and off relationship, dance floor grinding, saucy ending, smuttish (a little start of female receiving oral), language.
Word Count: *takes a deep breath and speaks quickly* 1,507
Authors Notes: this is for @the-ss-horniest-book-club extended quarantine drabbles. Thank you @jobean12-blog for the title suggestions and checking this over for me since my brain is incapable of reading😂 anyway, here is some jealous Bucky for you ladies :)
If looks could kill, you would most certainly be dead by now from the look alone on Bucky’s face. He was leaning one elbow on the bar and his narrowed eyes at you on the dance floor, grinding and moving your body with a stranger.
The on-and-off-again relationship with Bucky was making you crazy, as far as you were aware the two of you had broken up weeks ago. Bucky has made no attempt to talk to you and every time you walk in the room, he walks out of it. So when the team proposed the idea of going out to the club on a Friday night to let loose and dance the stress away, you saw no harm in making your ex a little bit jealous. After all, he had been teasing you since you recently broke up by having random blonde women enter and exit his bedroom like a damn McDonald’s drive-thru. They came and left, literally, judging by the loud screams coming from his room.
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Jesus Christ!!!!
Fingers And Praises
Bucky Barnes x Reader
Prompt: reader (or character) has a praise kink and cums as soon as the other says “You take my fingers so well. You’re so good to me.”
Warnings: fingering, squirting, praise kink, smutty so 18+
Word Count: 363
Authors Notes: this is for @the-ss-horniest-book-club DDs on quarantine ❤️ I’m still learning how to write smutty stuff! 😬
The only sounds in your bedroom is your heavy breathing and moans. Bucky’s fingers dance along your burning skin, leaving a hot trail behind. Your panties are ripped into pieces as he tore them from your body.
Bucky kneeled between your spread legs. Bare and needy for him. Your sweet and tangy juices dripped from your entrance onto the sheets. He pressed delicate kisses to your mound and hips. His large hands wrapping around your thighs and opening you up further.
He laid flat on his belly. His face inches from your heated core. His flesh fingers opened your lips and his metal finger glided from your glistening clit down to your entrance. You shuddered under his touch, your toes curling in anticipation. With ease, 2 appendages slipped in your tight hole. His tips stroking your walls and your sweet spot as he delved them in deeper.
You threw your head back and moaned loudly. “Oh Bucky!” His fingers continuously stroking your spot and before you could warn him, you squirted over his arm. “Oh my god!”
“Shit baby.” He moaned, spreading the extra wetness around your pussy. He spanked your clit harshly and your body jolted from the contact.
He slipped his fingers back in. Your walls giving him a very warm welcome back. You clenched around them and he added a third finger.
“God baby. You take my fingers so well. You’re so good to me.” He moaned, kissing the inside of your thigh. His praise sent a fire burning through you, and with absolutely no warning the coil snapped suddenly and you came in a loud scream, his name rolling off the tip of your tongue like a prayer. You became lightheaded and you were seeing stars in your vision.
Your chest heaved as his fingers slowed their ministrations, riding out your intense orgasm. Bucky removed his fingers and sat back on his calves. He sucked his fingers clean off in his mouth and pulled his leaking member from his boxers.
“Ready for a little experiment baby? Wanna see how many times I can make you cum and squirt tonight. Soak my sheets like the good little girl you are.”
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It’s A Roommate Thing
Sebastian Stan x Reader
Prompt: imagine you’re Sebastian’s roommate and in quarantine together. Neither of you are getting sex for months or years and the two of you decide to help each other out with your needs.
Warnings: implied smut, some suggestive talk from Seb. I’m not really sure what else 🤣
Word count: 430
Authors notes: this is for @the-ss-horniest-book-club for the extended Drunk Drabbles ❤️
I just want to say: if you have anything nasty to say to me, please keep it to yourself. The anon who sent me a threatening ask triggered an anxiety attack and I’m already suffering with painful headaches. I don’t need the negativity or the stress. Let’s spread love and not hate. Thank you and I love you all ❤️
“AHHHH oh my gooooood!” You groaned digging the palm of your hands into your eye sockets, throwing your head back against the soft cushion of the couch you and Sebby bought together when you first decided to become roommates 3 years ago.
You were frustrated beyond relief. Being in quarantine since March was no fun for anyone. There was a little light at the end of the tunnel, but things were far from being back to normal. Fortunately for you, being quarantined with the best looking man in the whole of New York made this experience much better.
“What’s up with you butter nuts?” Seb teased, plopping down next to you. Easily dodging the flying pillow you threw in his direction.
“Nothing that I wanna talk to you about. It’s embarrassing.”
“It can’t be worse than sounding like Godzilla needing some dicking.” You watched him throw his head back and laugh at his own joke. Pulling your lip between your teeth knowing he wasn’t wrong. That’s exactly what was wrong. The last time you got any was well before Christmas and now with the social distancing in place for goodness knows how long, the sexual frustration was getting the better of you.
Seb rolled his head to his right to see why you didn’t respond. He noticed your eyes were dancing all over the place in the room and your knee shaking under you. Something you did when you were nervous.
“That’s what it is right? You’re horny.” It came out more of a statement than a question. Your eyes darted to his soft lips when the tip of his tongue rolled across the chapped skin.
“N-no.” You lied. A blush creeping up your neck and cheeks. Sebastian raised an eyebrow, letting you know he knew you were lying.
“You’re not the only one you know. I’ve been hard for months. Could help each other you know… don’t need to torture ourselves.” His tone was serious.
“You’re kidding right?”
“Dead serious. You have what I need and I have what you need. Just helping each other out.” His tongue took a long swipe across his lips again, grazing the hair he was growing on his face.
“Okay.”
“Okay?” His eyebrows knitted together.
“Okay. We’ll help each other. When do we start?” You’re still sure he’s joking around. But it isn’t until he stood up in front of you and pulled you up off the couch did you believe he was dead serious.
“Now.” He winked, pulling you to the comfort of his bedroom. Kicking the door shut with his foot.
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Yes yes yes! I want to know too if he's good!
Sweaty Hal
Based off this prompt submitted to @the-ss-horniest-book-club by @prunes-said-bucky
“Emily! Hi!”
You hugged your best friend. Emily smiled as she pulled back. It may have been only a few days since you’d seen each other, but it felt like much longer. With her living in town and you on a ranch, the two of you couldn’t see each other as often as you’d like.
“I need to show you something, or rather, someone,” Emily giggled.
“Oh?” You raised an eyebrow. “Who is this someone?”
Emily giggled even more, making you smile. “He’s the new mechanic in town. I think you’ll like him!”
She immediately started leading you towards the mechanic’s shop. A bit of apprehension filled you, especially since you didn’t even know the man’s name. But the moment the new mechanic came into view, your jaw practically dropped to the ground.
From what you could see, the new mechanic was sweaty and covered in oil. He had his shirt off, which showed off his incredible abs and well muscled arms. A bandana covered his forehead, showing off his dark wavy hair.
“Hey, Hal!” Emily called. The man, Hal you guessed, looked up from the car he was fixing. His grin when he saw Emily, then you, made you want to melt. He sauntered over to you and your best friend. Sauntered.
“Well, hello there, Miss Emily. Who’s this lovely lady you’ve brought with you today?”
Before Emily could say anything, you blurted out your name. You could feel the heat of embarrassment throughout your body as Hal looked you over, a smirk on his face. Emily only grinned as Hal stuck out his hand.
“Pretty name, darlin’,” Hal said. “My name’s Hal.”
You shook Hal’s hand, feeling the strength and the callouses on it. The man knew how to work, which you appreciated. Being able and willing to work would go a long way in this town. And it certainly didn’t hurt your new crush.
“Thank you for the compliment,” you said. “We should probably let you get back to work…”
Emily took your arm in hers, a knowing smile on her face.. “Yeah, we’ve got… things… to talk about.”
A look of disappointment flashed on Hal’s face before he grinned again.
“Well, I hope I’ll see you again soon, doll.”
“I’m sure you will,” You smiled at Hal.
You watched Hal walk back to the car he’d been working on, appreciating the sight of the muscles on his back, as well as Hal’s ass. Emily had to nudge you to get you walking.
“So, what’d you think about our new mechanic?” Emily asked as the two of you headed towards her home.
“Well, he’s certainly the best looking man I’ve ever seen,” you told her.
“Ain’t that the truth!” Emily exclaimed. “I bet he’s good in bed too.”
You looked at your friend in shock, quickly glancing back to check that Hal hadn’t heard her. “Emily!”
“What?” She shrugged. “He looks like the type.”
Little did you know that it wouldn’t be long before you knew just how great Hal is in bed.
Tolerable
Prompt: You hate your neighor, he’s always teasing you or looking at you like you’re naked. You later meet him at a bar where he whispers “I bet you’d be sexy bouncing on my cock.” in your ear.
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader
Words: 1,180
A/N: Drabble #2 written for @the-ss-horniest-book-club and I’m actually extremely proud with how this came out! Thank you for allowing me to take a prompt! :D
Neighbors. Who needed ‘em? If it was at all possible, you would definitely choose to live out in the countryside in a detached property surrounded by your animal friends.
But, you were just a waitress. You could barely afford your small space in Brooklyn. Making enough money just to pay the rent and some bills, it would simply have to do. Considering it was the cheapest apartment you could find, you did count yourself lucky. As karma would have it though, you were living next door to the most insufferable man ever created. You would happily settle living next door to a metal head who played his music way too loud on a daily basis, anyone would be a better choice than what you were given.
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Tight Pants
Based off this prompt submitted by @prunes-said-bucky to @the-ss-horniest-book-club
“Hello, Captain Tight Pants!”
Hal rolled his eyes and smiled at your nickname. Yes, his pants were tighter than normal, but he wanted to show off a little. When you’d called him for help, Hal had perhaps been a little too excited. But he wanted to impress you, so he found the jeans that were just this side of too tight. If only because he had a not-so-small crush on you and Hal knew his thighs looked good on these jeans.
After the initial ribbing, you showed Hal the step on the front stairs that needed fixed. Hal nodded, figuring out quickly what would have to be done. But when he bent over to put his tool box down, Hal heard the rip in the back of his jeans before he felt the air hit his ass. A furious blush hit his face.
“Do you usually go commando under your jeans?”
Hal could feel your smirk as he hung his head in embarrassment. “No, not usually,” He murmured. When he looked up, Hal saw the mirth in your eyes.
“Well, now I don’t have to wonder what you’d look like in assless chaps,” you chuckled.
“Aren’t all chaps assless?” Hal laughed, still embarrassed but thankful it had been only you that had seen.
You shrugged. “I suppose that’s true. But I will admit, you have a great looking butt. It’d look darn good in chaps.”
“Thanks, I guess?” Hal could feel his blush getting deeper. Partially because he was now getting a boner from the thought of wearing just chaps for you. And Hal knew you could see his boner from the smirk on your face. You came closer to Hal, backing him up against the wall of your house.
“Why don’t we take care of your little problem?” You asked. And Hal knew you weren’t talking about his jeans.
The Secret Drawer
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader
Prompt: Bucky accidentally finds your large dildo/vibrator in your secret drawer in the bedroom. He later confronts you. “Why do you have that useless dildo/vibrator?” “I have needs.” “I could… help with those. I bet it doesn’t even make you cum like I could.”
Word Count: 771
A/N: for @the-ss-horniest-book-club continued drunk drabbles :)
Warnings: Talks of sex toys, suggestive talk, implied smut
Your room was a mess, everything was disorganized and all over the place. It was your idea to rearrange your room, a spontaneous idea that stuck in your mind late last night since you were so sick of how your room currently looked. You liked change and since you’ve been stuck inside for the past 3 months with the Avengers, change was definitely needed.
You sighed and put your hands on your hips, looking around at the mess and seeing no end in sight. You had managed to push your bed over on a different wall, but the nightstands were a little heavier than you remembered and were grateful Bucky was passing when he was since he offered to help you move the rest. He just had to go and take a really quick shower since he was hot and sweaty from his 5 miles run with the boys.
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A Supportive Friend
Steve Harrison x Reader
Prompt: Reader going along to support Steve for his stand-up comedy with his friend. That’s also the night Steve met Karen and the reader becomes jealous.
Warnings: angst, jealous reader, friends to nothing
Authors Notes: this is for @the-ss-horniest-book-club and my prompts are all up to date :)
The crowd including you laughed at the duo on stage after they told a particularly funny joke. It was open comedy night and your best friend Steve had asked you to come along for moral support.
His eyes kept glancing towards another blonde woman sitting with her friend. If you looked close enough, you would realize he had totally forgotten about your presence and not once did the glance in your direction during the show. He winked at the giggling blonde, and his jokes suddenly became unfunny. You hated it, he was one of your closest friends and you really liked him, though his feelings weren’t reciprocated.
The blonde woman got up to leave, and you watched as Steve jumped off the stage and ran towards her, grabbing her elbow and spinning her around. Anger burned through your veins and you wanted to go over and knock her stupid teeth out.
They exchanged names it seemed, they were both smiling at each other like idiots. And without so much of a goodbye, he left the comedy club with her and left you sitting at the table alone without a second thought.
Steve didn’t even contact you days after that night. But you heard from his friend he was already in a relationship with this girl named Karen. You had to be happy for him you guessed.
It would be years before you would hear from Steve again, the first and only time he called you was to tell you his marriage had broken down and he really needed his friend. Tears stung your eyes as you reminded him he lost you years ago since that night, and pulled the phone from your ear, hearing him beg and plead for forgiveness.
You hung up, and left the phone off the hook. You made it to your bathroom and slumped against the shower floor. Tears pouring as your heart broke. He was desperate for a friend but so were you and he abandoned you.
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HBC Kink Week
A massive congratulations on the incredible milestone for the best family! I decided to throw something in to celebrate with you and my kink is Sebastian's stubble! Thank you @the-ss-horniest-book-club for everything you do and your amazing group of writers are just the lovliest of people. 💙
I'll wear that title with honor! 😉😉 thank you for everything you do you guys are the best. I love you all ❤
HBC Kink Week
A massive congratulations on the incredible milestone for the best family! I decided to throw something in to celebrate with you and my kink is Sebastian's stubble! Thank you @the-ss-horniest-book-club for everything you do and your amazing group of writers are just the lovliest of people. 💙
“ I think it means our father finally came to his senses and cut this worthless little brat from his will. So I guess you’re gonna have to sell the Beamer, and give your notice at the country club and kick whatever fashion trend you’re on; because if you think after all the bridges you’ve burned, after the shit you’ve said, after everything you’ve put this family through for the last ten years, that any of us are gonna support you? That any of us are gonna give you - like Dad used to say - “a single red dime”? You’re nuts! ” - KNIVES OUT (2019)
Oh LORD. I am NOT prepared for the next prompts to come out *dies and dies and dies again*
Reader and (any character) arguing over each other’s personality flaws during a rough round of sex.
This prompt was answered by @auro-ora
Flaws
Bucky Barnes x Reader
Warnings: argument, smut (rough), light choking, squirting, 18+ Word Count: 632 Notes: This is for @the-ss-horniest-book-club and my second time ever writing smut! *blushes* I roped a couple of kinks in: Sergeant and choking. Enjoy!
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