I Am So Tired Of Asexuals Being Boxed Into The "sweet Naive Child Not Needs To Be Shielded Away From

I am so tired of asexuals being boxed into the "sweet naive child not needs to be shielded away from sex"

what I am trying to say with poll is that Allosexual (a term for non asexual people) if you meet someone who is asexual don't just atomatically assume they are sex repulsed instead ask if you are shy here is a prompt

"hey I noticed that in your bio you said are asexual/on the ace spectrum and I just want to know what are comfortable with before I send you risky memes/jokes I want to honor your boundaries as a friend because I respect you. I am only asking this because I myself am not asexual but I realize that is is a very broad spectrum and want make sure I don't make you uncomfortable by maybe sending risky memes about character we both like"

while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

I feel like the homelander is transfem

All his problems would go away if he let himself experiment with his gender

Should i change my pfp to him

Bruce, Batman and Brucie are actually three different people. This is not one of those magic shenanigans where he gets split in a bunch of core personality parts. It's like triplets or something. Alfred is the only one that knows about it.

The Batman triplet of them was the one that saw their parents die so he became Batman. He sleeps during the day and has no social skills and speaks basically only in grunts and is mean to everyone, even when he doesn't mean it.

Bruce is the one that saw himself in Dick because of the orphan thing and saw his brother in him too because he knows how Batman got after their deaths. So he brings Dick home and tries to be a good parent but Batman keeps fucking shit up so they have a talk and Batman tries to be a bit better. (He goes back to being a bitch when he worries too much)

Brucie has the unhealthiest coping mechanism of them all (crazy i know), as your usual rich person, he makes himself dumber and sexual, hooks up and dates anyone, loves making scandals. But he is smart, out of the three of them he is the one that deals with WE and makes the deals and treats all the pr shit. He usually helps Batman more than he helps Bruce, since he feels like his personality isn't good for the kids so he lives in the last floor of WE. Like those rich apartment floors.

I think the only way the kids would figure it out would be either:

- Tim already knows but maybe doesn't tell anyone.

- Cass figures it out but also maybe doesn't tell anyone and bonds with Tim over it.

- When Batman "dies", Bruce is still there as is Brucie (making public appearances), because they find out after the fam knows.

headcanon

damian is surprisingly good at playing a non traumatised ten year old. at first he doesn’t understand why he would need to ever play the part until he watches his family act at a gala. he now understands the mission to protect their identities.

he slips into the role easily. he acts shy around strangers and soft around his siblings. even going so far as to let them carry him around. if he notices someone is uncomfortable or not overwhelmed he will walk up to his father with puppy dog eyes taught to him by grayson and say “father i’m tired” the other members of gotham high society will coo at his formal words and father will scoop him up before collecting his other siblings.

he’s also unsurprisingly good at fake crying. (i mean look at the poor kid and all his trauma)