I Need A Way To Say This Character Makes Me Feel Insane Amounts Of Lust But Not In A Sexual Or Romantic

I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way

Love when the Justice League thinks Batman is a cryptid. This believe is only further enhanced by the face his sidekick, Robin, is clearly a shapeshifter, what with changing their height, hair style, skin tone, and even gender.

Batman clearly thinks that by having Robin look different every couple of years, it will show that they aren't cryptids like it would if Robin didn't age.

But the Justice League is too smart for that. They figured it out! But they are good friends (colleagues) and won't spill Batman's secret, but they will drop hints to him that they know, to show that they are smarter than he gives them credit for (they aren't.)

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When the batkids learn that the league thinks this, they start periodically going to the Watchtower with Bruce, taking turns dressed up as Robin.

The League is surprised as Robin seems to prefer taking the form of a child, perhaps to have villains underestimate them? But they just assume Robin is trying out something new.

The batkids definitely tell eachother about what was said/happened as to further sell the act of Robin being a shapeshifter, because clearly it has to be the same person, Robin knows what happened, so it couldn't of been someone else dressed as Robin.

Should i change my pfp to him

I think anxiety and anger should kiss and make an emotional unstable individual (me)

Bruce, Batman and Brucie are actually three different people. This is not one of those magic shenanigans where he gets split in a bunch of core personality parts. It's like triplets or something. Alfred is the only one that knows about it.

The Batman triplet of them was the one that saw their parents die so he became Batman. He sleeps during the day and has no social skills and speaks basically only in grunts and is mean to everyone, even when he doesn't mean it.

Bruce is the one that saw himself in Dick because of the orphan thing and saw his brother in him too because he knows how Batman got after their deaths. So he brings Dick home and tries to be a good parent but Batman keeps fucking shit up so they have a talk and Batman tries to be a bit better. (He goes back to being a bitch when he worries too much)

Brucie has the unhealthiest coping mechanism of them all (crazy i know), as your usual rich person, he makes himself dumber and sexual, hooks up and dates anyone, loves making scandals. But he is smart, out of the three of them he is the one that deals with WE and makes the deals and treats all the pr shit. He usually helps Batman more than he helps Bruce, since he feels like his personality isn't good for the kids so he lives in the last floor of WE. Like those rich apartment floors.

I think the only way the kids would figure it out would be either:

- Tim already knows but maybe doesn't tell anyone.

- Cass figures it out but also maybe doesn't tell anyone and bonds with Tim over it.

- When Batman "dies", Bruce is still there as is Brucie (making public appearances), because they find out after the fam knows.