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So What Do You Do?
“So what do you do?”
“I shell the starbursts.”
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Clarisse: You're giving me a sticker?
Silena: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a cat saying "Me wow!"
Clarisse: I'm not a damn preschooler!
Silena: Fine, then I'll take it back.
Clarisse: No! I earned this, back off!
ruegard for the ship meme please
omg these two cuties deserved better
Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa
Silena. And Clarisse teases her endlessly about it, but there’s never any malice behind it. She thinks it’s adorable.
Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them
Both of them. Silena will doodle all over Clarisse’s notebooks too, if she gets the chance. Clarisse, on the other hand, will never admit to doing it.
Who starts the tickle fights
Silena knows exactly where Clarisse is ticklish (bottoms of her feet, behind her knees, on her hips) and she always takes advantage of the opportunity to catch her off guard.
Who starts the pillow fights
Also Silena. She absolutely loves luring out her competitivity, knowing fully well that Clarisse will never back down from a challenge.
Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile
Clarisse falls asleep last, though she doesn’t stay up for much longer. She likes seeing Silena happy and peaceful, no longer under so much pressure to be the perfect older sister figure for the rest of her siblings.
Who mistakes salt for sugar
Both of them and gods, it’s a complete mess. They’re hopeless.
Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning
Silena. Clarisse is usually asleep by the time that happens and can usually sleep through it, so it’s never a problem.Â
Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines
Silena, of course. Clarisse tried it once and will never do it again. Ever. But Silena always has a new one and delivers it flawlessly. Clarisse doesn’t get flustered. She doesn’t.
Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order
Silena tried to do it once, with someone else’s, but she got frustrated and gave up. Clarisse doesn’t bother.
Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies
Clarisse. Silena thinks it’s gross and potentially dangerous (that one rule doesn’t just apply to cookie dough, right?), but she lets Clarisse because Clarisse is Clarisse.
Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion
Both of them, but mostly Silena. She loves following romantic clichés because she thinks they’re adorable. Clarisse doesn’t understand why she puts in the effort but she’ll do it too, because she also wants to make Silena happy.
Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen
Clarisse. She would always tell Silena how great she’d look with a tattoo and would draw her suggestions, although they weren’t always super great or detailed. Silena didn’t like needles, but she likes having Clarisse draw on her.
Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation
Clarisse. It’s an obsession, though she’ll never admit it. Silena points it out to her a few times, but quickly changes the subject. Clarisse may have a bit of a pride issue.
Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines
Silena. She may or may not believe that they’re kind of accurate on some level…. Maybe.
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the moment that finally drove Bert over the edge...
there are a lot of bert and ernie sketches that are just unironically very funny