Why Mammon Is Objectively Better

Why Mammon is objectively better

Mammon: Teleports in style, with sick explosions and confetti.

Asmodeus: Walks like the pea-brained cock he is.

Mammon: Very shaped and thus naturally adept at loafing.

Asmodeus: Neon cue tip looking headass, built like a drumstick without the drum, couldn't loaf for shit.

Mammon's full demon form: Kickass spider-tick-centipede-earwig hybrid while still keeping his awesome base design.

Asmodeus' full demon form: He just goes bigger and on fire.

Mammon: Confident and manages to have hoards of fans while being open about his many flaws.

Asmodeus: So insecure and lacking public good will that he had to hide his relationship for who knows how long and the dumbass couldn't even do that right.

Mammon: Thrives based on the sin he has dominion over, runs numerous industries that supply all of Hell with slews of products for every occasion.

Asmodeus: Doesn't even understand how his sin is supposed to work and his whole ring and all his businesses aren't good for shit unless you're feeling thirsty.

In case you couldn't tell, this is an Ass-modeus hate blog now. All hail Mammon!

RBing with the right tag

Breaking down the new LN3 footage

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT this was really wild, we basically got a collage of everything to expect from the Necropolis and what do you mean "pre-alpha gameplay footage"? This already looks amazing! Now let's start the actual breakdown

The area on the other side of the mirror seems to be the place where we see Low and Alone get pulled into the mirror in the reveal trailer, so that'll probably the beginning of the beginning for the game.

It's interesting to note that the Necropolis seems to be completely walled off from the surrounding desert.

I might be reaching here but that fact that a crow, an animal that's only previously been associated with the North Wind, is the first living obstacle the kids encounter is very interesting.

I can't, for the life of me, tell what era or region clothes the Dwellers are supposed to be waring so if anyone can tell me, that'd be a big help.

We've had numerous variations of the eye symbol with various meanings ascribed to each, so, again, if anyone can point out any previous instances of this particular version of the eye, please do so.

Quicksand will be a hazard in the Necropolis and more than anything I'm just astonished there wasn't a sand burrower.

The Hercules Beetles are way nastier than I thought, likely because of their disgustingly realistic buzzing, makes feel less bad that Baby already killed most of them.

The bundled bodies around the area are definitely concerning, maybe the Dwellers use to preserve corpses as "offerings" to Monster Baby.

BABY CAN TURN HER EYE BEAMS OFF! This took me completely by surprise, the implications of this are very fascinating to think about.

The kids, or specifically, Low, wake up in a room with padded walls, implying their either in the sewing room of the Seamstress from the Lonely Way (not good), or the Counties Psychiatric Institute (really not good) and on top of that, darkness closes in around them. While we're on it, Lowe wakes up in the same way the protags of previous games do when you respawn and in the same situation that they (and Noone) do too, as their caught by a resident.

One last thing, the blue to grey pulse on the logo screen feels eerily like a heartbeat, and given the top of the "main" mirror almost looks like a heart...

"Weaponized friendliness", as an irritable introvert I thank you for naming this phenomenon which is so important to my day-to-day survival.

Mammon’s weaponised friendliness. Each scene he was hugging and pawing at Fizz to an uncomfortable level. He’s perfect, I love him

The Stellon uprising will shortly begin!

You'd better give him what he wants.

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He's basically a god. I

Wait wait wait I think you're onto something??

Like in demonology Moloch is a powerful demon, maybe a demon down in hell went "I haven't seen this bastard in three years where tf did he go" and goes up to find him, possessing Patty in the process

Maybe that's what the seven circles of hell image on the spoiler collage is for???

First off, I never thought about the idea that we might actually see the SM universe version of hell.

And second, the idea i actually had was more like a rival demon who sees Moloch stuck in Dexter's body and goes "Oh, so you do possession, huh?" and then possesses Patty simply because she's the nearest person.

Also! Also! this fits as a parallel to my idea of an angel-obsessed rival for Susie, maybe their even Gregor's grandkid!

He is literally everything to me, he is perfection incarnate. If admiring Mammon is wrong I don't want to be right!

speaking of tumblr sexyman mammon enjoy the food, there will most likely be more