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I’m loving what you’ve got for the SquirrelCrow AU so far! Quick question: does Brambleclaw takes Ashfur’s role, or is Ashfur still an unfortunate presence in the story like he is in canon, except now Squirrelflight has two jerks to deal with?

pent sOH DONT WORRY AshFur is very much still AshFur in this one. BrambleClaw DOES pose to be an asshole, but he isn't obsessed with SquirrelFlight what-so-ever; in this Au, they never get involved romantically, and Bramble is more jealous over SquirrelFlight's ability to break the code and avoid being punished than anything else. He is frustrated by the clans love for her, and their original distain for him, despite him being the least guilty of doing harm out of the both of them. AshFur still takes advantage of the fire scene, and traps the three + breezeson and squirrel in the woods. CrowFeather is there this too, and as there is no secret to spill, they end up trying to fight their way out. Squirrel and AshFur take a tumble into the flames, and while Ashfur is killed by the fire, Squirrel walks away; alive, but burned in some places. Breeze is deeply hurt by this, as Ashfur was his mentor, and while their relationship was very unhealthy, he still followed him around and spent moons at his side. HollyLeaf's moral crisis comes later, when BrambleClaw causes a fuss at the gathering over half-clan cats, causing all the eyes of every cat in the clans to fall onto her and her family. BrambleClaws purpose in this AU is to be HollyLeafs moment of truth, where BreezePelts is AshFurs. BrambleClaw's emotional growth is deeply stunted and it takes him a lot longer to get over his feelings about his tigerblood than in canon. He ALSO does not rise to deputyship, though he does nearly let FireStar die in the foxtrap- and Fire can smell the hesitation on him. FireStar loves his apprentice, but sees BrambleClaw needs more time to grow up/accept himself, and makes SandStorm his deputy. IN SHORT yes Squirrel has 2 assholes to deal with now >:C

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WHAT IF A CLERIC BUT THE CLERIC IS ON FIRE  Fire Gensai x Elf is born to be a sort of mascot for a church that’s fire themed except instead of the Gensai they paid to have the kid has it with the high priest, she sleeps with the janitor and pops out this thing

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