Can I Take The Shoggoth To Hersheyland

can I take the shoggoth to hersheyland

we're not gonna take over the place or anything I swear (I am lying)

Bestie of course! It would love to rule Hersheyland with an iron fist. Just make sure to keep it on a leash. Also keep it out of the sun

stupid cast stuff I have saved to cheer u up

bonus (sign @ beetlehouse restaurant)

Aww, these are so cute!! Thank you!! ALSO WHAT A RESTAURANT??

Thank you all so much for your kind words and silly images, you guys made it so much more bearable <3 <3

HEADCANON TIME BCUZ I WANT YOU TO FEEL BETTER

Adam and Barbara both know how to sew, and they both made little dolls of themselves for Beetlejuice to hold on to. Both dolls have a little packet of stuff that reminds Beetlejuice of their scents and they are also weighted!!

One time, Beetlejuice and Lydia went to the beach. Beetlejuice dug a hole and laid in it, while Lydia covered him with a blanket. They put a cup of French fries over the towel and spent all afternoon trying to catch a seagull.

The Shoggoth once drank some shampoo “just to see what it would taste like”. Cue Barbara and Adam frantically trying to wash its mouth out. Every time it tried to talk, all that would come out was garbled words and bubbles.

Beetlejuice kicks in his sleep. The only thing that calms him down is Adam or Barbara petting his hair

That’s all I’ve got right now, I’ll think of more stuff!! Hope things get better for you

-Cosmo 🖤✨

Fuuuuck these are so cute!!!! Thank you….

- THAT. IS. SO. CUTE. LITTLE DOLLS TO KEEP THEM CLOSE WHEN THEYRE NOT PHYSICALLY THERE. IM GONNA CHEW OFF MY CAR BUMPER!!!! /pos

- Imagine the chaos if they ever actually caught a seagull… what was their plan? What were they going to do with it?

Hehe I’m just imagining the like ten seconds of celebration followed by “oh god what do we do with it now”

- GOD. YEAH. PROBABLY. That doofus will eat anything that might smell or look appetizing… the bubbles coming out every time it bickers with Barbara and Adam about “but it smells so nice!!” hehehe

- Absolutely. I think that guy probably even sleep fights or sleep walks. But yeah head pets from their partners calm them right down :)

Thank you again for these, they are phenomenal <3

Baby is home!!! :,)

bouncing in my chair, spinning around as I pace around the house, aggressively flapping my hands, so joyous I'm unable to sit still, stomping my feet in joy, unable to make words, all you hear is "BABY IS HOME BABY IS HOME YESSS YESSSS RAGHGHGHGHGH BABY IS HOMEEE BABY IS HOME BAbY BABYY BABYYYYYYY BABY IS HOMMEEEEE BABY IS HOME BABY IS HOME BABY IS HOME"

FUCK. SO TRUE

“Why would the universe go through all that trouble to bring us together, to only make us strangers again in the end?”

— Unknown

From me to you rockstar WOoOH

Hhhhhhh…. Thank you so much…. <3 <3