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idk why I’m physically incapable of reading a book that’s doesn’t have lgbtq+ characters… like if the book has a fully cishetallo cast you better belive im picking my favorite and going “ur gay/trans/sce/whatever” because I need that in my life.

so, here’s some random hcs from books that I’m pretty sure are all cishet:

Katniss (Hunger Games) - Aroace. Like, she never wants to be in love, she only begins a relationship for the purpose of the audience.

Four (Divergent) - Transmasc. I just feel like, if they’re not supposed to think about themselves, yet he is trans, that gives more reason for his father’s abuse.

Tris (Divergent) - Bi and Ace. Idk. She’s just bi. Keep in mind I’ve only read like 1 1/2 of the divergent series books, but in the first one we know that a main fear of hers his basically having sexual interaction. ITS GIVING ACEEEE

Jackson and Jillson (The Mysterious Benedict Society) - we never find out if they’re related or in love or whatever, but I feel like they’re both trans somehow. Idk.they just A R E

uh yeah that’s it for now idk man I’ve been wanting to read more lately but nothing rlly interests me. I might read uglies bc that sounded interesting idk tho. Feel free to send me book recs!

OH

OHHHHH

Me, before watching the new episode: Aw, that was sweet, in a humorous way! The bucket is a nice touch!

Me, after watching the newest episode: Oh...

OH MY GOD THAT IS SO HORRIBLY AMAZING I HATE IT SO MUCH

In the Polish version of the dubbing of the third episode, Caine calls the team "Skibidi Sigma"

Good adaptation

SSSSSSSSSSS STARKID!!!!!!!! SSHHDHDHDHDNXNAJAJJAJDJFJFJFJFFFFF STARKIDDDDDDDDDDDD I ALREADY HAVE SO MANY STARKID MOOTS BUT HEY U CAN NEVRR HAVE TOO MANY!!!! AHHA HA HA AHA HA HA

I like musicals in general tho :) heathers is awesome

People plzz moot me if you like the fandoms I tagged.

I'm lonely and my irl friends don't have taste.

if I ever have kids I’m reading this to them daily

Actively trying to summon them

I think a lot of people haven't actually read Flatland so you may not realize A. What Bill's eye mutation means and B. What precisely Bill did to destroy his homeworld.

Bill's home isn't completely the same as Edwin Abbott's Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions (notably, women and men can be both polygons #feminism) but we can assume most of the mechanics are the same. The basic premise is that the world is 2D. Everyone perceives the world in a 1D way, along the plane. There's a part of Journal 3 that describes this pretty well.

Bill can see up to the stars because his eye is on the flat surface instead of on the side like everyone else, like this:

(He's also slightly 3D, as we can see in the show.)

But there's one more important Flatland detail. The denizens of Flatland (and therefore likely Euclydia) do still have organs "inside" their bodies. Since there is no depth, they're just on the inner radius of their bodies. The 2007 Ehlinger movie adaptation shows that:

If Bill wanted to "give his world a new perspective" and "show everyone what they were missing," he wanted to get everyone to look upward.

Meaning he probably tilted the entire world.

Meaning everyone not only slid off of the plane, but all of their organs spilled out and everyone died.

...Hence "so much blood."

(The only issue with this is that it doesn't account for the number of times Euclydia is referred to have been burned ("saw his own dimension burn / misses home and can't return", he only has ashes leftover), but I'm sure the act of turning an entire dimension upwards expends a lot of energy.)

oh boy. Just wait until you find out why a snake starts to rattle

IM SO EXCITED I LOVE MUSICALS AND IVE NEVER WATCHED THIS ONE BEFORE

not the couple we asked for, but the couple we needed.

I see so many posts on the secrets in The Book of Bill but why is the beautiful relationship between woodpecker guy and Tad Strange not more popular on this website??? Don’t deny a love this pure and true people!!!!!

SHANKLINNNN!!!

so since recent posts have me thinking about lost legends again... does everyone know about shanklin

because i think everyone needs to know about shanklin

the fact that he would absolutely do this is killing me

I got this idea at 3am.

No, I won't elaborate further

YAYYYYY!!!! Best Halloween ever

TRCIK OR TREAT :D

I bring max

me: (is doing the same thing/activity for several hours and having a good time, but is about to stop and go do something else)

adult: go do something else

me: well now I want to keep doing it :(

Similar experience:

me: (not really doing anything and just kinda chilling)

adult: don’t you want to go do something?

me: I’m happy to just be doing nothing right now

adult: why don’t you go draw or write?

me: im happy with just doing nothing right now

adult: but you like drawing and writing???? Why wouldn’t you want to do that rn?

me: im happy with just doing nothing right now

adult: (mean voice) go do something

me: ok :(

is this normal or do I have autism

I know a lot of the fandom is enjoying the thought of “Ford fucked the triangle” (I’m not here to sink your ship or anything. Keep having fun.) but I kinda think it’s hilarious if, yes, he did put Bill on a pedestal and pretty much worshipped him but he was also so oblivious (Ace? Aro? “Plansexual”? All of the above?) that he brushed off all of Bill’s advances without even realizing it. That leaves one frustrated and humiliated Bill and one Ford who has to have his family explain to him that the triangle wanted to fuck him and somehow he said no without even noticing.

Mabel jokes that he god-zoned Bill…

gaslight gatekeep girlboss

manipulate mansplain malewife

beautiful bisexual babygirl

happy boyfriend day to my beautiful bisexual babygirl

”hello internet, welcome to starkid theory”

Here's your daily picture of Jon Matteson

The trio of all time

absolutely yes because I just know Ruth and Richie end up crashing with Pete and Ted so they’re honorary siblings now

The siblings ever.

I CAN'T EDIT FUCK

true, it never says how badly you have to stab them. maybe a light poke from a needle.

i think one of my favourite parts of gravity falls is just. soos in general. a different show would probably have a character like that- y’know, a fat guy who’s in that early-20s age where nobody wants to acknowledge that nobody knows what they’re doing but they’re not a kid anymore so they’re no longer part of the “marketable demographic” for kids, i think a lot of other shows would make him the punching bag or the butt of jokes or portray him as weird or creepy or a failiure. but no, soos is genuinely a big part of the heart of the show. he’s allowed to be a bit of a dork, and have a non-standard path in life- it’s treated as part of the quirks that make him lovable! the twins think he’s super cool, he’s smart, funny, genuine, kind- and when he gets his own episode in soos and the real girl, his issues with talking to people are just treated as so much more HUMAN than i’m used to for characters in his demographic. it’s really sweet. and i’m glad they do that. i really like soos.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HANNAHHHH

BIRTHDAY GIRL!!!!

OMG NEW AU

NPMD au where everything is the same but Richie is killed by the duolingo owl and everyone just assumes it's Max

Cowards won’t Reblog

lemonade, because sweet and sour (my friends say im really nice but can also be incredibly mean [in a good way] [for jokes I wouldn't just be mean to my friends for no reason])

if i were a drink i’d be cherry vanilla coke

i love nightmare time

what if tarzan was a sleazy con-man

family gets perceived so much that they try to kill each other

the weirdest paulkins fanfiction au you've ever read

eldritch god decides to fuck with one guy in particular for funsies

local man fucks his car

magical autistic child suffers through The Horrors

grown-up heather chandler with daddy issues and homophobic theatre kid battle it out for the chance to get vored

evil weed birds

people keep fucking in sex-repulsed asexual's home and then being surprised when he kills them

store owner discovers the dangers of rich people

the ring but with music and like 1000x more angst

child fighting ring gets hijacked by the hivemind

what a beautiful series

trick or treat?

OH CRUD THE ASKS ARE GONNA START COMING IN FOR HALLOWEEN SOON

uhhhhhh here lemme see if I have some candy (I didn't buy any yet)....

here ya go

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