Omfg Yeeessssss, And It's Not Intentional Each Time ! X3

Omfg yeeessssss, and it's not intentional each time ! X3

Uzui was chilling peaceful as the one first one here, waiting for the other to arrive with Himejima. He was talking calmly (or as calmly this man can be) with his fellow hashira.

Until...

Someone suddenly just touch his shoulder.

He will let every single one of you that he absolutely did not jump on Himejima in his scare nor scream like a little girl, nuh huh. Not at all. But if he did, it wa- um... He means would be completely and absolutely flamboyant !

Kanae stop laughing-

Anyway-

He turn his head towards the person whom (and no, he didn't have to get down Himejima.)... Just touch his shoulder and nothing else. To... Someone he doesn't know ?

"Sorry... Tomioka Giyu... Newest hashira... Hello ?"

Oh yes ! The new guy ! Water hashira if he's not mistaken. "Hey Tomioka ! Welcome and congratulations on your promotion !" Eh ? That seems to make him uncomfortable ? Oh well. "Pleased to meet you, Tomioka-san, welcome and congratulations." He simply hum as a response. Huh, he doesn't seem like the talkative type. Oh well, too bad.

He goes to his corner on his own. And Uzui tries to listen to his heartbeat...

Eh ?

EH ?!

EEEEEHH ??!

He... He doesn't... Have an heartbeat...?

"Himejima...?" "Yes... I know..."

Oh. This is why he... No they didn't hear the guy arrive.

"Okay what the actual f-"

Ok so... Naruto brain rot :)

Even if both categories of Clans share characteristics with animals. There's a difference between a Beastial Clan and a Feral.

One is working with animals, the other is Being the animal.

For example...

Inuzuka, Beastial, work with ninja dogs, greater and sharper senses and instincts.

Hakate, Fucking Feral, Will bite your fucking throat out, are basically Animals in humans form.

But you can also be Feral without the animal parts.

You just need to be more Wild than a Beastial. Be literally one with Nature. :)

Yes, the Uzumakis are Feral. Yes, the Fucking Senju are Feral. Yes, Tsunade Senju is very Feral herself. (Orochimaru is too ;D)

Beastial Clans : Inuzuka, Aburame, Nara, Sarutobi, Uchiha, Onikuma...

Feral Clans : Hakate, Senju, Uzumaki, Nohara, Umino, Namikaze...

Also... Being a Junchiriki automatically make someone Feral. Or being mixed with Senju's DNA. Or adopted/Claimed by a Feral. :)

... '-'

5 years old Kakashi whom just lost his dad by his suicide : ...

15 years old Minato whom's has absolutely no fucking idea how to take care of a child : um... Hi ?

Kakashi : 🖕

Minato : ah-

Kushina, Mikoto and the rest of the group (this generation of the rookie 9) whom still are training with their Senseis : Lol get reck.

Minato : ... *Pouts before get6a genius idea because he was a wild forest orphan child before Jiraya, also, basically adopted him* Do You Wanna Bite People ? :D

Kakashi : !!! 👍

The rookie 9 : wait no-

Minato and Kakashi infront of the Hokage : *no regret* :)

Hiruzen : *so many regrets, hiding his face in his hands, shaking his head, sighing*

Sakumo in the pure world : *laughing his ass off*

I will never get over the fact that Minato had to have been fifteen when he became Kakashi's jonin sensei. Not only did these utter brainiacs let a five year old become a soldier, they then TRUSTED ANOTHER CHILD TO SHOW HIM THE ROPES.

Why aren't there more fics about what a batshit arrangement this was.

Y. E. S. They are married old men. I love them so much T^T

Okay so funny idea-

Rivalry is the only way to court a Hatake.

Being rivals with a Hatake means you are courting them.

Kakashi : *waiting for Gai, for almost over 20 years (!), to finally give him any fucking gifts that he could accept, signifying they would now be mates*

Gai : ETERNAL RIVAL !!! :D

Kakashi : *silently crying in his head*

Kakashi's ninken : *sigh in pain*

Gai : *has absolutely no idea about Hatake courting* ? :D

In the pure world :

Sakumo : *wincing for his son* aouch... My poor little pup...

Dai : *annoyed at his son obliviousness* SAGE DAMNIT SON-

Also... The Senju brothers being half Hatake.

Izuna : Aha ! We meet again rival !

Tobirama : Pardon !? since when ?! *Blushing shocked*

Izuna : Eh ??? *Confused*

Hashirama : !!! You didn't tell me Tobi ! :0

Madara : Izuna you moron ! They're half Hatake !!!

Izuna : !!! OH UM- NEVERMIND ! *blushing embarrassed*

Hashirama : Aw :'( *disappointed*

Tobirama : ... *Is secretly disappointed too*

Touka : *is laughing like a hyena*

Hikaku : *is sighing in exhaustion*

The rest of the Senjus and Uchihas fighting : *Stop fighting to observe bemused at the interaction*

During the summer where Hashirama and Madara meet... :

Madara : So are we rivals now ?

Hashirama : Ah- um... Maybe...? If you wanna, I wouldn't mind... *Is fidgeting, shy and blushing*

Madara : *looks at him confused* ???

Hashirama : I'm half Hatake...

Madara : OH- hhhhhhh... No. Sorry... *Looks away blushing, actually sad he has to say no*

Hashirama : Oh... ;'( *Sad little puppy*

The actual reason why Kakashi Hakate wears a mask...

It a muzzle.

He Will Not Stop Biting, so they (The Hiruzen and Shikaku) needed to pull out the big guns.

Bad puppies who bite allies get the Muzzle treatment till they are Good Boy.

(and we've already established that Kakashi is a petty little shit TM)

He will wear The Mask TM till the day he dies, and that when he'll strike.

And yes, Gai totally knows the actual reason why Kakashi wears The Mask TM. He found it fucking hilarious and said "I told you so" as kid Kakashi is pouting and grumbling like a grumpy puppy.

Kakashi is embarrassed of the trust so that means Gai as blackmail over him :) (the real reason why Kakashi deals with Gai's bullshit so much)

Kakashi is still trying to find some blackmail to use against Gai... Still nothing :(

Ok so...

Why I've I put Namikaze as Feral...

I just thought it'd be funny. :)

The name sound a lot like kamikaze, and I thought "hey, what if", so voilà !

The "We're so good that we literally cannot die even when it a suicide mission." Type of clan lol.

Annoy the living shit of the Hyugan, Uchiha and Hakate but they don't say shit because the Namikaze are so eager and sweet and happy and so so obvious it sickeningly adorable-

Making them sad is literally a crime in Konoha.

They are perfect little angels.

Yes that child Namikaze did infact absolutely exterminate an entire squadron entirely on their own without any weapons nor jutsu. Yes they did tear those bodies apart with their bare teeth and ate some human meat raw, directly form the dead bodies.

But looks at them.

Their are absolutely adorable and have absolutely no fucking idea of how powerful they are and how must terrifying their being.

They're an angel, really.

(and the other Villages don't know what to feel about That so they Don't. Touch. That with anything at all)

(and yes I'm talking about Namikaze Minato :D)