Ive Been Thinking About Riordanverse Demigods And Their Mommy Issues.

i’ve been thinking about riordanverse demigods and their mommy issues.

annabeth, piper, alex fierro: my mom is an absent goddess who’s kind of a bitch to me and my loved ones

jason, thalia, hazel: my mom was a messed up person when she was alive

nico, leo, frank, magnus chase: my mom died years ago but she was a wonderful person and i miss her every day

percy jackson and will solace: MY MOM 🤱 is my BEST 🤩 FRIEND 👯 she is so LOVELY 🥰 and KIND 💕 and COOL 😎 and i’m having DINNER 🍽️ WITH HER ON SATURDAY 🥳💫🤪

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

m's favorite ns/fw male audio artists

i don't think this needs a full on intro - if you know what's up, then you know. also: this is based on my personal taste, it's not meant to be a comprehensive list of what's out there. i'll link all the artist's patreons and paid services below, if you like them please support them!!!

glossary: m4f = male for female, m4a = male for gender neutral (all), f4f = female for female, gwa = gone wild audio (subreddit)

AugustInTheWinter - one of the kings of gwa, truly a legend and an icon. miss thing has AMAZING dialogue and plot, a mastery of sfx, if you like 'em wet and messy, he's your guy. august has a sweet, deep voice, has a really solid knack on the D/s dynamic. only posts like once a month, but you can get more thru his patreon

personal faves: this dilf audio or this mask kink audio

m's rating: 9.5/10

AuralAlucardd - a newbie on gwa as of nov 2023, but one to watch out for! seems sweet and nice, doing a pretty good job and i believe he'll only get better with time :)

personal faves: this vampire audio which has a part 2

m's rating: 6/10

Badjhur - also a solid presence on gwa, i put him here out of respect for brittany broski because she's the one who introduced me to him. nice, resonant voice with a british accent, often does ghost and könig audios if you're into call of duty. not my cuppa tea, but i can tell why he's got a big fanbase

personal fave: this audio for the shy girls

m's rating: 7/10

DeepDark Audio (DDA) - accidentally stumbled across his priest audio and holy shit, i was hooked. ended up subbing to his patreon for 3 months because the lowest tier gets you access to 100+ audios that are 30+ min on average!!!! his early stuff is a bit clunky on dialogue, but he gets better over time. and his monsterfucker audios are TOP TIER

personal fave: this spicy breeding audio

m's rating: 8/10

@empty-sigh - i don't have a twt but i'm pretty sure he's like royalty over there. leo has a whole library on patreon (highly recommend the dom/sub audios as they're longer!) but has like a bazillion moaning audios, and his voice is probably one of the deepest i've ever heard in my life. i die and go to hell every time <3 not really much plot in his audios, it's more just moaning and dirty talk, with occasional sfx.

personal fave: literally anything he does is gold but here, take this one

m's rating: 10/10

Shallelujah - hi yes, did you ask for a golden retriever cutie boyfriend with a deep deep voice? obviously. you've probably seen him on tiktok or twitch, but he does have a few spicy audios and i'm listing him because i know there are some girlies who love a silly bi guy (personally for me...he's really corny but it's sweet!)

personal faves: umm this one's aight

m's rating: 6/10

banners by @saradika and @benkeibear

tagging my audio besties: @dearestgojo @strawberrystepmom @massivementalitynut @daisynik7

Reblog to kill it faster

Thinking of writing an OPLA Fic.

It'll be short, ideally, not a full-fledged novel or anything. But

not smut.

Wanna do something else with more plot rather than porn.

Should I post it?

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