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Pitythedivine - Arsonic_tendencies - Tumblr Blog
reblog to drop a car battery on a post below
I love seeing a meme and being like oh, tumblrs going to love this one
chihuahuas are so unreal…guy in the bus station just scooped the pupper up with one hand and now the dog’s just laying on the dude’s upper arm, front legs dangling
who can relate
aquarium date? sorry, I mean museum date? sorry, I mean planetarium date? sorry, I mean botanical garden date? sorry, I mean grocery shopping together? sorry, I mean
Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)
Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)
sending love <3
me, constantly trying to save everyone else from drowning, while my lungs slowly fill with water...
i just hit my head against the corner of a cupboard and my mom (a doctor) gasped. im in trouble
because of various head injuries my greatest fear has become hitting my head and permanently damaging something in my brain
she unfortunately did NOT steal them from the president, but they were rainbow and the soles of her converse were also rainbow so gay rights
my english teacher has tumblr. she learned about biden winning the election through the destiel meme. im gonna do it. im gonna tell her i like her shoelaces.
my english teacher has tumblr. she learned about biden winning the election through the destiel meme. im gonna do it. im gonna tell her i like her shoelaces.
salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you
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Are you going to let trump out live you
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because of various head injuries my greatest fear has become hitting my head and permanently damaging something in my brain
A big reason I can prob never truly quit Tumblr is this is the only website where I can read
[goof joke post about, say, Scandanavian geese]
[witty rejoinder]
followed by “Actually? I’m an ornithologist specializing in the migratory patterns of three specific species of geese over the Scandanavian peninsula, here’s a genuinely fascinating short essay about a highly specific field of work and study, I took quite a lot of time out of my day to write this just because I wanted to share my passion, you’re welcome”
it rules
Obviously I don't have a problem with informed self diagnosis but it's actually insane honestly how much the concept of autism has been twisted in certain circles to the point where people think it just means "really into a TV show and kind of quirky™️" and self identified autistic ppl will mock you if you show. you know. any of the other actual symptoms of autism
*drinking tea* save me amino acids. amino acids save me
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