ROUND 1, MATCH 8

ROUND 1, MATCH 8

cam and jr. belong to @fl00rbr3ad!! rene and alois belong to @allthepandasintheworld and @solemn-vow!!

[cam and jr. propaganda rule: nothing sexual rene and alois propaganda rules: nothing overly suggestive + only ship them with eachother]

ABOUT OUR CONTESTANTS UNDER THE CUT!

RENE AND ALOIS: - "He [alois] is literally babygirl. Light of this world. Killed his dad and uses his skull as a paperweight--oops. Medics have to have SOMETHING going on. - "Alois is like, if you took the classic himbo archetype and made him like, less stupid and a little more chaotic. A little. He's the type of man who would steal a dog if it was being abused by its owner. He also loves baking, and animals, and babies, and baby animals. He literally attracts strays, like his cat Margaretha and his husband Rene." - "he's [rene] like, THE tumblr sexyman archetype. If you know, you know. He's Ballister before the Nimona movie came out." - "He's [rene] a poor little meow meow, he's the most pathetic spy to walk this earth, he is a sad cringefail little man, and his joints snap crackle and pop when he does parkour. He's so competent and yet the world is stacked against him. The L in Lambert stands for LOSER!!!"

CAM AND JR: - "they clean up dead bodies all the time and deserve some recognition for it. :D👍" - "Cam(25) and Jr(13) are janitors hired by the administrator to clean up after every battle the RED and BLU teams have, because when your battle field is covered in dead bodies it’s not very efficient for fighting. When Cam was in her first year of college, doing forensic sciences, she attempted to burn down her college in order to get a free degree. She was caught and is now on the run with her little sister, Jr. Cam is friends with Demoman and Ms. Pauling, Jr is friends with Pyro and has a very chaotic sibling dynamic with Scout!"

Which one of these villains do you like the most?

Oh my god, imagine what will happen if all these villains form a criminal organization together...

hey girl heyyyyyy

Roger Retinz has an unexpected visitor in prison.

going on a little rant abt Trucy design… she is continuing to get lighter skin in each new image capcom puts out. fuck that. give me brown girl Trucy with a Latino dad and a Mediterranean/Balkan mom!!!!! Give Trucy textured curls and body hair!!! Give her thick eyebrows like her bio dad!!!! Give us hairy girls some representation!!!!! Capcom please 🥺🥺🥺

ROUND 1, MATCH 4

dee belongs to @midori-berry!! faith belongs to @jesi-jess!! [no propaganda rules for dee, 1 for faith: "Don't misgender, change skin tones, or their body types pls. Other then that have fun ;o;/"]

ABOUT OUR CONTESTANTS UNDER THE CUT!

DEE: - "He's the prettiest cherry blossom themed sniper I know of and he has a sick robot leg and robot eye and he's also really really gay as well." - "Okay so for this guy he got injured in an explosion that was meant to kill his parents (who were also mercenaries but for a different non mann co affiliated group) and then mann co swoops in and offers him this cool robot leg and robot eye so he's like woah yeah thats pretty cool the leg has LEDs but then he didn't read what he was signing when he got them so now he's a sniper :) He used to not like fighting but now he's used to it. He lives in a campervan but it's actually quite nice andd not a complete mess. he loves gardening (tho the flower on his hat is fake shh dont tell anyone) and is (not so) secretly into dressing up and doing drag in his spare time"

FAITH: - "She is the cutest ghost talking expert around and knows not only how to fight but win (With her ghost friends). Jokes aside just entering for fun~" - "Faith Dawn is a happy and outgoing woman with high hopes and curiosity for the world around her. Faith, despite how dark it is for such a happy person, is able to see ghosts and talk to them. In her eyes, though death can be tragic, there is always a way to find happiness in the aftermath. It’s because of these talents she was hired on as a Scout for Mann Co."

manfred von karma shoulder boulders parody called shoulder bullets