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He's covering with a kama so we dont get too distracted!

Fox & Cadet Rex

Fox is the annoying older brother that (lovingly) bullies their little siblings. Rex is having none of it.

Tech being sassy. Echo not putting up with any of his shit. This duo is so underrated. 😂

i need a rebel pilot Omega series so she can have a holocall with Hunter and her roommates are like "YOU DIDN'T TELL US YOU HAVE A HOT DAD"

and she's like "i'm going to pretend i didn't hear that"

Hide and Seek

word count: 1043

notes: ties in a little to my story "Sunset" but you don't need to read that to understand this.

Hunter sat, face towards the sun on the stone patio, a smirk on his lips. Giggles and shrieks came from inside the house. Omega was playing hide and seek with her “baby brothers” Stak, Deke and Mox. Judging from the noise, Hunter didn’t imagine any of them were winning.

Omega fell through the front door and onto the patio, “Huntah, you have to hide me,” she whispered, a grin spreading from ear to ear.

“Doesn’t that defeat the purpose of the game?” he replied, amused.

She rolled her eyes and brushed her blonde hair out of her face, eyes darting for another place to disappear. “I’ve already been under all the beds, a kitchen cupboard and behind a lamp in the living room.

“How did you hide behind a lamp?” Hunter asked, impressed.

She waved off his question with her hand and ducked under the bench he was sitting on.

“Omega,”

Just then Stak skidded onto the patio. “Where is she?” he asked, wild eyes

“I really don’t think you understand how this game works” Hunter chuckled.

“She’s won twelve games in a row. But I’ve got her this time” He sank to his knees, looking under the bench, the long wooden table and over the brick wall to the path beyond. “Ah! I thought she’d be here,” he said angrily.   

“Any luck yet?” Mox and Deke stuck their heads out of the door too.

“Nothing. She’s a ghost,” They all piled back inside the house to start the search again.

Hunter looked under the bench and couldn’t help but be proud. Omega was clinging to the underside, her arms and legs spread in an X shape. “Need a hand” he said, offering to help her extricate her from her current predicament.

She smiled, taking his offered hand to clambered out. “I really thought they’d get me this time,” she said, collapsing on the bench next to Hunter. “I guess climbing through the walls in Tantis was more useful than I thought.” She said it lightly, in the same sunshiny way she talked about everything, but a cloud had formed behind her eyes.

The smile faded from Hunter’s face too and he felt a twinge in his back that seemed to appear whenever Tantis was mentioned. “But we’re safe now,” he said, gazing out at the turquoise sea and breathing in the sweet, salty air of Pabu.  

“Uhuh” she agreed, leaning into his outstretched arm.

Hunter closed his eyes, again enjoying the warm sun on his face. A fresh breeze ruffled his hair.

“Huntah?”

“uhum?” he grunted, not moving from his contented spot. Soaking all the peace and warmth into his bones.

“You said we could be whatever we wanted to be now…”

Hunter opened his eyes and looked at her, his Omega. She was playing with the silver, Ingot necklace that he had given her. A remnant from his footlocker on the marauder. He had no idea how it survived the explosion.

The occasional part of the ship still washed up on Pabu’s beach. The chair from the gunners mount, a storage locker and the necklace, wrapped around some string lights.

“…what is it that you want to be?” she asked sheepishly

“That’s a good question, Kid.” He said with a sigh, “I’m still trying to figure that out.”

“Crosshair’s got his painting, Wrecker is fishing. I’m in school. You’re the only one who…” she trailed off, but he knew what she was trying to say.

Hunter had been the one pushing for a civilian life, a quiet life away from war. The irony wasn’t lost on him that he was the one struggling to adapt to it the most. He loved the quiet, the warmth and the wonder of the little things in their lives now. But he missed having a sense of purpose, a direction.

Tech had always called him the squad’s compass. Always pointing at the right track, but suddenly they had no direction. Their time was idle and serene. The only real job he had left was keeping an eye on his squad, and even that was pretty superfluous these days.

He turned and noticed Omega looking at him intently, her brow furrowed slightly.

“Is there something bothering you?” he asked

She looked down at her hands still playing with the necklace but was struggling to find the words, “I just…was thinking…I mean. You’re going off with Rex in a few days. And I know it’s just one mission but…what if you…what if you get hurt and we aren’t there to help you? Or what if you decide to leave, like Echo did,” the last part of the sentence fell out of her mouth almost involuntarily.

Hunter gave her a soft smile and sat up straighter so he could look her directly in her amber eyes.  “I’m not going anywhere, Kid. My place is with you and Crosshair and Wrecker.” He paused, thinking about the upcoming mission. It would be dangerous, he knew that. “I won’t be gone for too long. It’s just a favor for an old friend. This is my home. This is where I’ll come back to.”

Omega seemed satisfied with his reply. Her smile returned and she once again leaned into his arm and they both gazed at the sea. One of the islands many moon-yos jumped onto the stone wall in front of the patio, gazed at them both quickly and dashed off the catch up with its friends.

“GOTCHA,” Stak screeched.

Omega and Hunter turned around to take in the triumphant look on his face. He was sweaty, his dark hair brushed away from his eyes but sticking to his forehead.

Omega smiled at him, “were we still playing?” she asked before going back and looking out at the beautiful ocean view. It never ceased to impress.   

Hunter stifled a smile as Stak looked crestfallen. “Why don’t you check on Wrecker, I think he’s got a new batch of cookies coming out of the over any minute,” the cadet’s eyes lit up and he dived back through the door. The sweet scent wafted out to the patio, but Hunter and Omega remained on their bench, watching the ocean waves lap against the hull of the old boats. Just letting time pass.

Literally the 501st in a nutshell

The Hostage AU -

Where Galidraan happens essentially the same but in an au where Jaster Mereel never died, right.

So his son, right, is MIA and 300 mandos are dead due to Death Watch schemes, poor intelligence, and hasty judgemt by both the Jedi and the Senate who oversaw the assignment to the Jedi.

Jaster obviously wants some fucking recompense and while the Senate hems and haws the Jedi respond in good faith that they will of course put significant resources to finding and rescuing the missing/ enslaved Jango Fett and there are many other ways they would like to offer recompense to Mandalore, such as through ecological recovery research and agricultural support and any resources they can spare for the families of the slain mandalorians - such as EduCorps access and AgriCorps rations, etc, etc.

And Jaster is like, okay, not bad, it's something but I'm still pissed and I don't trust you so I want a garuantee that the jedi aren't going yo fuck my people over again - I'll take a hostage. As a gesture of good faith.

And the jedi deliberate this for awhile and they're like, hmm okay let's talk conditions and Jaster didn't actually think that hard about this proposal alright so he’s like you lost my heir gimme one of yours from your leader and the jedi council deliberate that for awhile and eventually decide that Mereel must mean someone from either Windu's lineage ( Head of the Order) or from Yoda's lineage ( Grandmaster of the Order).

Qui-Gon is immediately and vehemently thrown out of the running, Dooku and Komari are disqualified due to being participants at Galidraan, Feemor is technically not of their lineage, Rael is on assignment, they are looking at Obi-Wan Kenobi and Depa Billaba, who immediately start studying Mandalorian Culture and History like their lives depend on it.

So the council gets back to Mereel and they're like, can you garuantee the hostage won't be like, tortured or murdered?

And Mereel is like, yeah sure as long as you don't betray my trust.

So The council is like, looking at their two shining eighteen year old examples of senior padawans and is like okay you two, does one of you want to volunteer?

And cue Obi-Wan and Depa just immediately throwing down like feral little gremlins while debating each other's merits and Obi-Wan wins because he's learning the language faster and also because he still gets away with tooka eyes and she doesn't and also he bites and while Depa can basically charge her way in and out of any situation Obi-Wan is notoriously more devious and has more experience escaping captivity as the need arises.

She pins him in a headlock but he wins the debate, so she concedes with dignity and helps him up off the floor and the whole council is eyeing the calm collected facade of Yoda's lineafes latest feral hell-padawan and they're like - this is the diplomatic opportunity of the millenia, Padawan Kenobi, please do not start a new Jedi-Mandalorian war.

So they ship this boy off to Mandalore and Mand'alor Jaster Mereel is like, okay, he looks polite.

Anyway almost every other mandalorian on the planet fucking hates him and Death Watch honestly wants to start a new Jefi-Mandalorian war so plots abound to both make an example out of the hostage and assassinate Mereel and the New Mandalorians are trying to convince Obi-Wan to convince Mereel to implement more of their policies and Obi-Wan, right? Obi-Wan is lying to everyone about not speaking mando'a ( Jaster Mereel fucking knows because Jaster Mereel has seen this kid read mando'a text on like, his first day. He perpetuates the lie because it amuses him a little that Obi-Wan's excuse for everything is - terribly sorry, I'm just a hostage!)

Also the secret vendetta between Madame Nu wanting more Mandalorian Source documents and Jaster Mereel wanting more Jedi Source documents and both of them trying to use Obi-Wan to get them. ( his excuse to both the Jedi and the Mandalorians when they bother him is 'terribly sorry, but I'm just a hostage')

Cue Obi-Wan, right, just living his life eating spicy food and sweet cakes and sparring with Jasters Guard and spending half his nights in the library and letting some kid he met in the marketplace try and teach him to paint and coolly coordinating the AgriCorps research by doing their little remote experiments and samples and casually side-stepping a lot of murder attempts and random acts of malice short of murder and anyways it takes three years for them to turn up Jango Fett, whose half-feral and kind of addicted to spice and full of so much rage he could crack a planet in half if he had any grasp of the Force and Obi-Wan bearing the brunt of the grudge he bears because, well, Obi-Wan is there and,Fett keeps,arguing with his father as to why they'd just let the,Jedi go now so Obi-Wan is a hostage stuck in limbo because is the debt paid or isn’t it he's also basically an ambassador to/of mandalore at this point and he's been keeping up with all the training guides and manuals the council has been sending him he'd love some actual guidance but he goes to the armorers for advice sometimes and makes do.

Anyway this ultimately ends up with Jango Fett planting things ( after wrecking things) and aggressively coparenting a garden with Obi-Wan until he manages to come to terms with his grief.

The fact that I made this profile so I had somewhere to post about Star wars and then never post anything because I get self conscious is killing me so I'll slowly go ahead and drop some art okay thanks bye

Fives: What are you doing? Jesse: ::digging through a box of rations:: Dogma really likes the yellow ones, so I'm separating them. Echo: That's actually kinda sweet, and a sign that you’re an amazing ori'vod to him! Jesse: Huh? No, I'm mad at Dogma. I'm collecting them so that I can eat the rations in front of him and not give him any. Fives: ... Fives: You're a genius. Can I help? Echo: ::facepalm::

Tech: I found a cool rock and I thought you might like it.

Phee: Tech, this is an engagement ring.

Things that go down in the 501st Battalion Hall when no one is in active danger:

Playing cards. Hardcase is now in debt to Kix for betting money he didn’t have, Jesse tried to cheat (and still lost), and Echo won three rounds in a row before eventually losing to Fives. Hardcase flipped the table.

There is a wall in the common room with tally-marks for each time Rex facepalms during training + strategy sessions.

There is also a tally for how many times Jedi lose their lightsabers, and it’s become a competition how many you witness. The higher the Jedi’s rank, the more points you get. The holy grail of this game is Yoda, but it has yet to happen. Rex is winning, but Fives is catching up.

Hardcase and Kix yelling a each other because Hardcase Will Not take his space-adderall, and won’t stop chugging energy drinks. The rest of the 501st is scared.

There was an attempt to build a fort out of the bunks and bedsheets in Fives and Echo’s room. Attempts to sleep in said fort for the following nights were shut down three days later when Kix ran out of painkillers for aching joints (metal floors y’all) and made them stop.

Tup and Dogma read the ingredients list on the rations, and were so horrified they vowed never to eat it again. (They got hungry two hours later, and this vow was abandoned.)

Rex got a call around two in the morning from Fox several complaints of a “man singing obnoxiously loud in the street” and now someone needs to come and pick up a very drunk Fives.

Fives and Echo switched armor and pretended to be each other for a full mission briefing. No one noticed except for Rex, but he just decided to Let Them Have This and not say anything.

Cody came looking for Rex and instead walked in on a game of darts in which Hardcase was the dart board, Tup was holding a handful of darts that Jesse was throwing from, and a tired-looking Kix was standing by with medical supplies. He just slowly backed out the door again.

Kix giving a PowerPoint presentation on how everyone needs to stop trying to fist fight droids because he's “running out of wrist braces for you kriffing idiots” followed by a very pointed look at Fives and Hardcase, who both have on wrist braces. There is a cough from Echo that sounds suspiciously like an “I told you so” and then an “oof” as he receives an elbow to the ribs from both sides.

Fordo moodboard🚨

Don't know why but I found this to be amusing & liked how Plo Koon says thank you

one of those time travel AUs where Vader goes back into his body as Anakin before he fell to the dark side and fixes everything. Palpatine is dead, the Jedi are alive, and everyone's happy. He never found out who Luke's twin sister was, but that's fine because this time around he'll get to know both of them from birth. The twins are born and Padmé says she wants to name their daughter Leia! :) And Anakin thinks, Hmm. Looking back I can see that Princess Leia was a good person, and we were only enemies because I went and became a Sith. Okay we can name our daughter Leia :)

Years pass and Leia starts growing older. The Organas adopt a completely different girl. Anakin's looking at his daughter like no, it can't be. No way. Do NOT tell me that Princess Leia was Luke's twin all along, but time keeps passing and it becomes increasingly apparent that this is indeed the case, and now he's having a Crisis

The clones go back in time to fix the galaxy. The only problem?

They're all ghosts and the only one who can see them is Obi-wan.

Who is 3.

Why you don't prank the Guard commanders

Since they are almost constantly tired and at the end of their rope, anything could set them over the edge and no one wants that

not only that but they will usually react very strongly because of their extenuating circumstances and it is often blown out of proportions

HOWEVER, the other battalions don't know that and just want to help their brothers have fun! what's wrong with that

THIRE:

Thire got off a three day mission with General Yoda that ends up with Thire covered in some giant monsters stomach fluids and snot

He had to sit in it for a ten hour ride back and is humilated, with Yoda attempting to comfort him which only makes it worse

On his way back to the HQ, some troopers from the 104th decided to hit a guard with fake slime, a funny little prank

When Thire is at the end of his rope, he goes for violence

Thire waltzes into the mess, calls out whoever pranked him, and proceeded to dress them down, chew them up, and spit them out in front of everyone in the entire mess (made up of a few battalions and some Padawan Commanders)

It boiled down to 'you morons, i will kill you, you tiny roaches are nothing to me and i will throw you in the trash compactor like the disgusting garbage you are' with much more colorful and degrading language thrown in

Many now fear Thire and Wolffe outright refuses to work with the man out of fear

STONE:

Stone had just stopped three prison riots, captured two escapees from said riots, updated the entire security system, and hadn't slept because of the previous items for four days

Some men from Kit Fisto's SCUBA battalion thought it would be funny to hide some of Stone's stuff that was in his office (ie, datapads, pens, etc) and moved his stuff three inches to any side

Stone, who usually just jumped onto the coach in his office with the lights off, missed the middle and went to far up and smacked his nose on the wooden arm of the couch and cracked a tooth

This was not a fun way to cap the last four days

He found the troopers and filled their SCUBA tubes with spiders for them to find when they shipped out. Too bad the spiders crawled onto their faces on the ship and not in the water :(

THORN:

Thorn had been assissting senators for three full days with only 5 hours of sleep while standing throughout meetings

He had been ready to sleep and was heading to his last meeting with General Kenobi and some of his troopers present

Wooley and Longshot decided to lighten the mood by setting their voice coders to a different language and telling him he was going crazy

They also removed the nonslip pads from the couch and it slid out from underneath him

This may not have been bad at all but after three days, every little thing is annoying as shit and exhausting

After that meeting, Thorn decides to take revenge

Thorn is a believer in you get what you give so he does something harmless

relatively harmless

He sneaks onto the 212th barracks on the ship and places a speaker into the vents of the barracks, above Wooley and Longshots bunks (as close as he could get, the sound reverbs so everyone is pretty mad about this prank)

Every so often, in random intervals (no more than 4 hours, no less than 1 hours) a beep would sound, not too loud but loud enough to be annoying after 2 days

At night, it gets louder and more frequent and quieter during the day

Many troopers lose sleep over finding the thing (Thorn literally unscrewed wall panels to hide it), its been 3 weeks and they arrive at their new battle field in a week

Four days before their arrival, as the speaker is about to die, in the middle of the night, the speaker goes to full volume and shouts 'THIS IS COMMANDER THORN. I MAY BE THE CAUSE OF YOUR SLEEPLESSNESS BUT LONGSHOT AND WOOLEY STARTED THIS. I WILL DO IT AGAIN ASSHOLES. THE SPEAKER IS GOING TO DIE SO ENJOY YOUR *TEMPORARY* FREEDOM. HAHHAHAHAHAH-' and then the speaker dies (Thorn hacked the cameras and enjoys playing the screaming arguments and shouts at the speaker during rough days)

Longshot and Wooley never hear the end of it

FOX:

Fox had been going through hell the entire week and he was ready to kill someone, even though his shift wasn't over yet.

Jesse, Fives, and Hardcase had decided to help Fox lighten up by shooting him with silly string throughout the day, switching armor with blank armor to keep hidden

Fox was paranoid and had to be sedated. He eventually tracked down the three and had his revenge not through their own annoyance

At first, he replaced their weapons with modified silly guns that quickly ended, leading them to believe they were free (the whole revenge lasted an hour ish as the three enjoyed playing with the silly string)

Unknown to them, Rex's entire room had been filled with silly string, his blasters, the padding in his matress, the drawers in his dress, the hair wash was liquid silly string, the soap was frozen strong, his pillow, his chair was broken then 'welded' back together with silly string and fell apart when he sat on it, etc.

He kept finding it and it lasted for days, the moment he thought it was over, more string came up. He was paranoid, everything was silly string

When he finally complained to the command chat, Fox told him that Jesse, Hardcase, and Fives caused it and that he overheard them planning it

When Rex punished them, they said they never did anything with silly string but many others saw them spraying each other with the silly string FOX pranked them with so everyone assumed they were messing with the leftovers from Rex's prank. Not only that but they weren't quiet about pranking Fox so everyone thought he was the warm up for Rex.

No matter what they said, Rex didn't believe a word and they were stuck on latrine duty for a whole month

When Rex found out about Fox getting pranked as well, Rex let them get punished by him too

Fox made them clean out all the massiff kennels and play areas, cleaning any stains from the puppies and getting used for bite practice by the adults everyday for their next leave.

Fox came by and watched them everyday, laughing at their misery

HOUND:

Hound loves pranks and jokes and will happily engage and laugh at them

however, the timing has to be right and most don't get that part (only the other ARF troopers know)

Some troopers from the 41st took his bed sheets and pillows and blankets and towels after some of his troopers and Hound ended a four hour chase through the sewers (they didn't know about the chase).

Hound normally would've thought this was hilarious but after spending two hours covered in sewage looking for towels around HQ just to shower, he was pretty mad

After cleaning up and ready for bed, he snuck into the 41st barracks and woke them up with a growling, snarling grizzer leaning over their face and a hand over their mouth.

He whispered, 'don't scream, you touch my shit again, I will end you and everyone you love.'

Rinse and repeat then he sneaks away

This came to me- I based it on fanon and canon

Hayden Christensen at Ewan McGregor’s Hollywood Walk of Fame Ceremony • September 12, 2024

Ewan, I want to thank you for being the best Jedi Master anyone could’ve ever hoped for… I love you, brother.

Rex: What are you two up to? Fives: Why would we be up to anything? Echo: We are good innocent brothers Rex: I've never trusted you less in my life Fives: Completely valid

Echo: And what do we say when we want something? Omega, innocently: Give it to me or my big brother will beat you up Echo: CROSSHAIR Crosshair: well done Omega

Rex and Echo: do you take constructive criticism?

Fives: No, only credits.