All This New Fantasy High Content... I Gotta Contribute Somehow. So Here Is A Smol Doodle Of Riz (my

All this new Fantasy High content... I gotta contribute somehow. So here is a smol doodle of Riz (my favourite, if you haven't guessed) I did a few days ago.

GOD i’m so HAPPY that met all my expectations and MORE! we got collective glow ups but with quiet underpinnings of still dealing with all the trauma the Bad Kids went through!!! we got teen drama!!! we got LORE!!!! we got SO much queer content, holy shit, a truly amazing amount of queer content!!!! we got fabriz!!!!!!! we got Gilear!!!!!! we got Aelwyn Abernant soon!!!!!! we got the fact that Skrank canonically fucks!!!! we got dream fuckery and a KICKASS cliffhanger!!!!! I AM SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!

I am all aboard the Shadowgast hype train BELIEVE ME. But I feel like we’re all missing out on an absolute GOLD MINE of potential canon hilarity and that is: 

Caduceus and Essek interacting more. 

No but think about it, think about it: 

Essek: long, detailed explanation of gravity, dunamancy, and how magic that bends the fabric of the world and the nature of the universe is dangeorus, and should be treated with great caution.  Cad, who has absolutely Not been listening: hey, did you know there’s a type of moss that smells like decay but tastes like strawberries?  Essek: *does not know what to do with this* 

Caduceus: *wordlessly hands Essek a large bowl of stew the next time he comes to the Xhorhaus*  Essek: Thank you, but I did not ask for anything to eat?  Cad: I just figured you were looking kinda peaky. Don’t work too hard now, Mister Shadowhand. And eat that while it’s still hot.  Essek: *does not know wha to do with this*

Essek: With the beacons, we have pioneered and perfected immortality. We preserve the knowledge of ages, and can learn constantly from our pasts and our mistakes. We have discovered how to transcend death.  Cad, cheerfully: But the worms are still going to feast on you eventually.  Essek: I….  Cad, still cheerful: You can’t stop nature. Doesn’t matter how smart you think you are, she’ll make sure you get turned to mulch eventually. That’s just how things are.  Essek: *does not know what to do with this* 

Essek, desperate to have one (1) normal conversation with Caduceus: This herbal tea is very refreshing, thank you. Cad: Oh yeah, that’s from the Mason’s. They were all brutally murdered about fifty years ago because of some really unpopular political decisions. They make really good tea, though. I guess their loss is your gain, huh?  Essek: *does not know what to do with this* 

Cad: *approaches Essek*  Essek: Fear Cad: I just wanted to say thanks for, you know, getting us where we need to go. You’ve been really patient with us, and I appreciate that.  Essek, relaxing: Thank you, Mister Clay. You are quite welcome. It is my pleasure to serve, after all.  Cad: Yeah. You’re a good egg. *pats him on the head and walks away*  Essek: *does not know what to do with this* 

Cad: says one of those really deep, really profound things that he comes away with every now and then  Essek: *does not know what to do with this* 

Cad, spotting Essek glancing at Caleb every now and then: Be gentle with him whenever it finally happens, alright?  Essek: I don’t know what you mean.  Cad: Sure you do.  Essek: I…Have no intention of being rough with anyone.  Cad: ‘Course you don’t. But he’s had a hard time in the past. So have you. Be gentle with the both of you.  Essek: *does not know what to do with this* 

Cad: is at Essek’s place, chatting casually with his pristine house plants Essek: Can I help you with anything, Mister Clay?  Cad: Oh no, no, I’m great. They’re really good conversationalists, you know.  Essek, Peak Sarcasm: Oh I know. Wonderful listeners. I talk to them every night about how my day has been.  Cad, completely serious: Oh, I know. They told me.  Essek: *blinks*  Cad: They also said to let you know you’re doing a great job, and they’re really happy here with you. But they wish you’d come home early from work every now and then. They think you work too hard.  Essek: *blinks more*  Cad: *pats him on the shoulder* They’re probably right, you know. You can always trust a plant to give you good advice.  Essek: *does not know what to do with this* 

JUST. GIVE ME CADUCEUS JUST EXISTING IN GENERAL AND ESSEK CONSTANTLY BEING FLUMMOXED BY HIM AND JUST HAVING NO IDEA HOW TO HANDLE THIS GIANT COW MAN. 

Especially bc Cad is doing this deliberately bc he feels Essek should have his feathers ruffled every now and then. It’s good for him. 

Jawbone: What were the highlights of the year for everyone?

Riz: I ate the vice principal

Adaine: I got my sister arrested

Kristen: I made a new god

Fabian: I killed my father

Fig and Gorgug: ,,,, I met my dad

DIMENSION 20 PROMPT WEEK

LINK TO HIGH QUALITY IMAGE

TIME TO GET CREATIVE! From the 23rd to 30th of October (though really you can contribute any time) let’s push and make some dimension 20 content!

Image captioning and prompt descriptions below the cut!

Weiterlesen

I’m watching The Sword in the Stone for the first time in decades and I’ve gotten to the part where Merlin is trying to get Arthur to lose his virginity to a squirrel.