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Can you guys at least TRY to be more creative. Wastin’ my time with your unoriginal selves. (Also they both wanted to show me their boobs on a webcam)

When your crush is in the same group as you. (Was also in my psychology text book)

When the person in front of you farts and you get a whiff (Found this in my psychology book😂)

me, a writer, staring at one sentence for 10 minutes straight: i don’t know what’s wrong with you but i don’t like you

not to be uwu but seriously stay hydrated or else your kidneys will just start passive-aggressively making rocks inside your piss tubes

Everyday he waits for his owner.

i foun d my old wallet in the drawer next to my bed and it had $400 in it im having a heart attack

Me: Dad I need your hammer and nails. Dad: Why? Me: Because I’ve got left over Christmas lights and I MUST be basic.

YES

DO YOU EVER JUST WANNA SCREAM SO LOUD WHEN YOU TRY TO THINK ABOUT YOUR FUTURE

Ordinary Batman adventures…

Oh my god, yes.

Nevermind

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

I used to read books. Now I read fanfics about books I already read.

You (be honest)

It's so true it physically hurts

Does anyone else wonder if someone thinks they're pretty and goes home and tells their parents or won't stop talking about you to their friends. Because for some reason I can't imagine anyone doing that with me.

Yeah one minute they threatened to close my school because there was a sighting, now it’s like they’re not even a problem.

hey wait whatever happened to the murder clowns? did that just suddenly end? i just realized ive seen nothing of that in a while

Ahhh, sweet memories

This is my fan fiction book. I can't stop writing in it, I've been writing since 9:00 and its 12:30... I have no life

Nostalgia like never before

GIF Form of my dream cartoon line-up during my childhood

Inspired by (x)

I don’t know about you, but I’m no longer feelin 22

-Percy Jackson today (Happy 23rd birthday, Percy!!!!)

WHAT? No freaking way is he 23

Oh my God...