Payton Moormeier. Once A Very Attractive, Jug-eared Twink; The More Famous He Became, The Uglier He Made

Payton Moormeier. Once a very attractive, jug-eared twink; the more famous he became, the uglier he made himself... Here he is at his cute stage.

This guy's ear is amazing! It's uniquely shaped, shiny-clean, and prominent - very sexy! I need to nibble on them ...

Remember when Ian Somerhalder had these sexy, sticky-out ears? The idiot had them pinned back flat. Now, who cares‽ Just like Colin Morgan, it put a brake on his career, and you rarely see them in anything; even then, it's forgettable...

Ivan is extremely good-looking, wonderfully fit and has amazingly sexy, sticky-out.

Ivan Ivanov via Instagram

This guy is incredibly handsome! Nicely dressed and tousled hair... his thick bottom lip is very sensuous, but it's that beautiful big ear that has captured my attention!

Jeremy's a dickhead for smoking... but I'll forgive him if he lets me play with his amazing 'rain-catchers'! (And brushes his teeth ...)

>>> Jeremy Volkov

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