I Used To Play Soccer. Once At A Torment My Team Had Been Playing With Minimal Subs In The HOT Summer

I used to play soccer. Once at a torment my team had been playing with minimal subs in the HOT summer heat. Where we we located the closest natural shade was was probably a three, two yards a way. None of our parents had brought umbrellas or those cover tents so we were basically running our asses off in cruel heat for the entire length of the game.

Well, just before half tine this one girl on my team faints. The coaches and ref rush her to the bench and eventually she comes to while waiting for the paramedics. They tell her to hydrate. This girl grabs her CUCUMBER VILE GREEN GATORADE and starts sipping it down. I tell her, she should really be drinking water. She goes 'no I'm fine'.

Yeah. OoOKay.

She pukes not even a mintue later. And let me tell you it came out the same shade of green as when it went in.

Now whenever I see Cucumber Gatorade, I remember that girl and how grow it must have been to throw that garbage up.

Moral of the story; Don't drink Cucumber Gatorade, kids✌

All y'all complaining about Chris Rat in the new Mario movie like it isn't a opportunity. Call it the Mario Challenge. When this movie is released take it as personal challenge to memorise Mario's line and voice over the film. Vo Chris's Va.

Seriously, anything's gotta be better than Crispy Shits voice.

I absolutely love this item!

✨New item!✨ Ricochet Sling Bullets Weapon (sling bullet), rare

The sling bullets come in a pouch, which contains 1d4 + 4 bullets. You have a +1 bonus to attack and damage rolls made with each of these bullets. When you hit with a bullet, you can choose to ricochet the bullet to hit another creature. Make an additional attack roll against a new creature within 20 feet of the previous creature. On a successful hit, the new creature takes 1d4+1 bludgeoning damage. You can repeat this process until you miss, only targeting creatures that have not yet been targeted. Once a bullet misses or hits a target and doesn’t ricochet, it loses its magic.

“They say a single Xeeblian slinger could level an entire platoon of enemy soldiers with one bullet. Seems impossible, but...” One Eyed Crunky grinned and winked his one eye before loading his sling with faintly glowing lead. The approaching guardsmen goose-stepped into range. “Watch and learn!” He yelled, leaping from cover. His sling blurred and the bullet rocketed sideways, shattering a tavern window across the street. “DAMNATION! LET’S SCRAM!”

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Jpegs are noncommittal. They struggle to hold themselves together. They wouldn't be able to support a Png.

Do you think a png and a jpeg could on purposed kiss?

Indy: "I spent so long waiting in the wings, my feathers decayed and I didn't even notice."

FCG: ...

Indy: "How can I fly now, with nothing but hollow bones?"

The Rest of the Bells totally not eavesdropping:

I need there to be a oneshot with Beth May, Emily Axford, and Laura Bailey. The pure chaos! Bonus points if there pcs are Ron Stampler, Fig Faeth, and Jester Lavorre respectively. I dunno maybe their trapped in a middle plane and trying to get home to their respective planes. I really don't care what the adventure is. I just need them to play a session together.