Plotting A Murder Is So Hard When You Have Writers Block

plotting a murder is so hard when you have writers block

if you fuck a clown does it cum confetti.

like do they make condom balloon animals

RIGHT im so tired of people acting like Kyle just has a stick up his ass. Cartman is just an asshole of cartoonish proportions!!! is he funny as fuck, absolutely. the only instance of him keeping Cartman from happiness i can think of right now is Cartmanland, and Kyle didn't even really do anything!! It was Cartman's fault he lost the amusement park

kyle broflovski the kind of guy to commit every hate crime possible, fuck any mother imaginable, learn how to skateboard and fly a plane, memorise the first one hundred digits of pi backwards and learn how to cook foods in ways that end up being minorly inconvenient to those who digest it etc etc if it means keeping cartman from feeling an ounce of happiness

I wish i could have the same experience but whenever it gets to sweet dreams the fucking kahoot theme and space jam get mashed together in an awful remix in my head while it's playing

unironically, the trolls soundtrack goes fucking HARD when you gotta work on some school assignments

a pet peeve of mine is that when i ask about something and someone is like "you don't wanna know" BITCH THATS WHY I ASKED. WHY WOULD I ASK IF I DIDNT WANNA KNOW?

me when I squimble on that dimble