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I have an hc that Sniper does not know the word "kickboxing"

𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦, 𝐈 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐥 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭

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I think many ppl remember about this War Paint^^

Luv Hoovy Weapons Guy✨

All yall simping over Scout, Medic, Sniper, etc, but listen to me here for a moment, k?

Heavy is like, the perfect man, and here’s why.

Physique - Yeah I’ll say it, overweight people are attractive too. Everyone is! Heavy got the stronk, and the soft! He can lift you up on his shoulders no problemo and punch any perverts who come your way. Plus, you can cuddle his tummy! He is a human pillow!

Appearance - So what if he has no hair? So what if he has tiny legs? So what if his stubble ain’t the cleanest? We accept everyone in this house! He is a giant, lovable teddy bear! 

Optimism - He’s really goofy and happy despite all of the horrible things he’s had to withstand. He fought his way out of a Siberian gulag yet smiles at the most simple sandwich. On that note he’s probably an excellent cook.

Smart - Everyone forgets that Misha is super intelligent! Don’t let his bad English fool you, he has a PhD in Russian literature. This man is a poet!

Loyal and Caring - Heavy loves his family so much. He burnt down a prison and killed a bunch of guards to save them, and he promises that they will no longer have to eat bear meat once the war against Team Classic is over. He also cares deeply about his friends, especially Medic, to the point where he punched Team Classic Heavy into a wall for killing him. Even though he dislikes Scout and Soldier because he’s dating Zhanna, and even though Medic betrayed the team, he still acts kind to his teammates.

Has A Nice Accent - He just does.

Ultimate Defense - Big man has many gun. Sasha is very powerful, will rip baby men to shreds.

Case in point: Give Heavy more love! But uh, if you want to stick to your support classes, that’s fine. More Hoovy Weapons Guy for me.

Crossover. I was inspired by the audio of this wonderful gal – @camthesolemnone

Hoovy aka BF n' MeeM aka GF. AAAND Demo aka Daddy Dearest