Why Wouldn't The Lord Love Me

Why wouldn't the Lord love me

even as I am transfixed by his ass?

Ask me to tie his shoe now as a game-

and give all my love in a swoon of shame.

Am I the only one thinking he didn't just stare at the cute French soldier but got down to business with him?

GAY ASS POEM😭😭😭😭🫵🫵🫵🫵

Yup.

Apparently Paul wasn't too fond of Mrs Roosevelt either and it was Artie that brought it up during a meeting with Mike Nichols. They decided to change it to Mrs Robinson, using it in the movie with just the few lyrics existing at the time, the strumming and the harmonies and lemme tell you, for me it was smashing in that scene. Smashing.

Then came the other lyrics and oh my gods I love Mrs Robinson I love all its versions I can't I'll stop

remember when paul simon said no to doing the midnight cowboy soundtrack

While for me the sign it's gonna be gloomy is listening to 70s Paul. Solo Artie soothes me, but Paul? Oh no, it gets worrying when I choose him.

you know its gotten grim when youre sitting there listening to art garfunkel solo music for fun

This basically looks like another celebration of Paul's solo achievements, but those unseen footages of him and Artie made me scream. I'm not okay, I promise. 🥹

That was a good friendship indeed.

Trailer for In Restless Deams, coming March 17 to MGM+

"Artie...that was a good friendship"

Fuck, this was my first thought too!

from Drum: Sex in Perspective pub. 1966

Breaks your heart and puts the pieces back together at the same time 🥹

Listening to Simon and Garfunkel heals the soul! I am less broken than I was before.