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go ahead talk about my current hyperfixation i won't be weird i promise

Ned: Are you ever laying there peacefully—

Peter: No.

Ned:…I didn’t even finish—

Peter: No.

<unknown source>

...Ignoring the husband part, obviously...

Peter Parker, was this you!?

Did you name and then loose Tony Stark's Roomba!?

And is that your AI's phone number you just listed!?

I need a fic about this

TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN

I lose followers every time I say “trans women are women”

so I’m gonna keep saying it until I weed out all ya

Tony: Hey kid you should really read those novels, they’re classics.

Peter: No thanks Mr. Stark, they just seem really long and boring.

Tony: What’s that you’re reading there?

Peter, mumbling: ...a 500K slow burn Star Wars fanfic...

Harley: Be the first to fuck up something that nobody has ever fucked up.

Peter: I accidentally got a ferry to split in two pieces, nearly killing people in the process.

Harley: You’re on the right track :)

Tony: Harley shut the fuck—