Peter: Technically, You Cant Prove That I Can Die Until I Do Die.
Peter: Technically, you can’t prove that I can die until I do die.
Peter: And after today’s Spanish test, I might just test that theory.
Tony, using Peter’s own webshooters to web him to his bed: NO—
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Peter, typing out his Star Wars DR script: ...yes
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Tony: On a scale from 1 to 10, how are you feeling?
Peter: Well you know when you’re sleeping and your body does that fake falling thing?
Tony: I don’t see how that describes anything...
Peter: I know but I spent most of my afternoon thinking about that.
Tony:
Tony: I’m just gonna put a 3 again...
Peter: Pain. Agony even. Suffering perhaps. Torment maybe.
Tony: I just asked you what you wanted for dinner...jesus fucking christ—
Peter: Y’know, there is a more efficient way to answer someone on the phone when you really don’t wanna talk to them.
Peter: “Mario’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce!”
Peter: And guess what, Nick Fury did stop calling after that!
Happy, having a stroke when Nick Fury appears on his phone afterwards: