Un Duex Trois "cat" "sank".

Un duex trois "cat" "sank".

a hilarious joke

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

Yeah, all you Yankees can shove your Lipton tea. All us Southerners will be down here sippin' on our sun tea.

Y'all.

this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london 

Omg my kid is so sick and there is NOTHING I can do for him!

In the voice of River Song: What in the name of sanity have you got on your head?

“Padackles” at the Womens World Cup Final!

I want this so bad!!!!!!!

Rainbow Pastel Hair Is A New Trend Among Women

I do!!! They're so much fun!

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