Guess What Came On The Radio On My Way Home From Work

Guess what came on the radio on my way home from work

Now I want a crown. I'm making a goddamned crown and I dare someone to say I'm not a beautiful mermaid princess.

Long Island iced tea is the beverage you're looking for. Ten hard liquors and tastes like...well, tea.

*me to the bartender* i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it

DJ Death...I'll take it.

reblog and put your DJ name in the tags!

It's cool, dolphin friend. I don't either.

This is what I'm here for