Husband: I See You Didn't Get All The Laundry Done Today... Me:

Husband: I see you didn't get all the laundry done today... Me:

Me, after watching the Lucifer tonight.

This is so accurate it hurts. *sob*

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Exactly how I feel when I'm on Tumblr.

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Thank you.

Someone let me know when "mom body" come into style

3,000 Years Of Women’s Beauty Standards Compressed In 3-Minute Video

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It can be hard for us to imagine how much the concept of the ideal feminine body has changed throughout human history, which is why this 3-minute video by Buzzfeed is so interesting. It shows how feminine body ideals have looked and evolved over the past 3,000 years.  via demilked

Ancient Egypt (c. 1292-1069 B.C.)

– Slender – Narrow shoulders – High waist – Symmetrical face

Ancient Greece (c. 500-300 B.C.)

– Plump – Full-bodied – Light skin – Women were considered “disfigured” versions of men

– Slim waist – Pale skin – Large eyes – Small feet

Italian Renaissance (c. 1400-1700)

– Ample bosom – Rounded stomach – Full hips – Fair skin

Victorian England (c. 1837-1901)

– Desirably plump – Full-figured – Cinched waist – Women wore corsets to achieve the ideal body shape

Roaring Twenties (c. 1920s)

– Flat-chested – Downplayed waist – Short bob hairstyle – Boyish figure

Golden Age Of Hollywood (c. 1930s – 1950s)

Curvy – Hourglass figure – Large breasts – Slim waist

Swinging Sixties (c. 1960s)

– Willowy – Thin – Long, slim legs – Adolescent physique

Supermodel Era (c. 1980s)

– Athletic – Svelte, but curvy – Tall – Toned arms

Heroin Chic (c. 1990s)

– Waifish – Extremely thin – Translucent skin – Androgynous

Postmodern Beauty (c. 2000s-Today)

– Flat stomach – “Healthy” skinny – Large breasts and butt – Thigh gap – Women regularly get plastic surgery to achieve their desired look