Line Up Your Ocs In Order From Most To Least Likely To Commit A Felony. (Bonus Points If You Can Add

Line up your ocs in order from most to least likely to commit a felony. (Bonus points if you can add what they did- if they did anything at all)

Which oc offended the hoard of geese at the park and is now hiding in a tunnel on the playscape for dear life? (bonus points if you know who's posting it on Instagram?)

Cruella de Vil (2021)

Some more AUs I want

- You always take up two parking spaces in the communal garage for our apartment building and it pisses me off because SERIOUSLY?!? so I’ve printed out a snarky coloring book page (”if you master coloring between the lines on here, there may be hope for your parking”) but you catch me sticking it to your windshield and, hey, how dare you say that about my mother, do you wanna fight?

- We’re both shopping for Christmas trees and I’ve found the perfect one but it’s caught your eye as well and I’m more than willing to fight for this but you also look really cold and tired so maybe we can work this out over some hot cocoa and, oh, well, now we're under some mistletoe, guess we have to kiss

- I’ve had a crush on you forever but we’ve never actually spoken because you’re hot and I’m shy but now you’re walking over here and ohmygod you look even cuter up close what the fuck do I do?

- I subtly referenced a show I really love in one of my poems for English and now the teacher says we have to peer review so here you go- wait, why do you look so excited!?- do you watch it too!? Who’s your favorite character???

- I’m walking my dog and I don't know why but he really wants to get up in your lap I’m so so sorry about spilling your coffee can I buy you another one?

- I know it’s late and I only know you through one of my more distant friends but I know you live in my neighborhood and I just fell and hurt my leg and I don’t think I can walk, oh god, can you please please come to get me?

- My car broke down and now I rely on you for rides everywhere and I’m sorry but we are NOT listening to anymore Adele no matter what you say about her talent if you want breakup songs at least have some self-respect and go with Taylor Swift

- I’m waiting for my friend to be done donating blood but you’re really cute and you’re ushering me into a waiting room and I guess this is my life now- how much will I be giving away again?