Somebody Save Me From My ELA Teacher

Somebody save me from my ELA teacher

So I'm in ELA on Friday, and my ELA teacher is a gifted ELA teacher (although I'm fully convinced that the gifted program is just full of the mentally ill children that just so happen to work fast), and she teaches a lot of damn ages, like I think her youngest group of kids are like 8-9 rn. so basically my hour is right after she gets done with the 4th and 5th graders. the 4th and 5th graders being gen alpha. meaning she spends a good bit of time hearing brainrot because that's all they want to fucking talk about in school (idk how it is for u guys but you cant walk into a classroom for students under 6th grade without hearing brainrot at my school). she decided to ask us if her shirt was 'sigma' told us to not mind if she 'did a little mewing', and when my classmate showed up past the tardy bell, she said and I quote *couch cough* 'i think it's pretty skibidi that you're late [name]' I'm scared The teachers have been infected too We spent the whole class with our ears covered and our headphones on playing a video from a source we had for a fucking essay over and over again on our chromebooks. Send help

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Hello friend! I'm rather new to deity worship, and I've come to believe that Dionysus is trying to connect with me. I'd like to set up an altar for him, but I was hoping you could give me some ideas as to what to put on it. What does he like? What kind of things would he be interested in? I've read up on things associated with him, but I guess I'd like to hear the input from someone actively working with him. I'd really like to make him an altar that he loves. Have a great day!

Hi there! Any kind of pine tree related things he's liked. He also really likes it when I give him playbills or things related to theatre or plays I went to see or have watched (I printed a mini heathers poster and put it on his altar and he liked it a lot). Big cat imagery, even those lil bitty kids toys that are weirdly realistic he's liked. ofc wine and grape juice related things, he likes it when I put the corks and pop tabs from drinks on his altar (I steal them from my parents). Amethyst is by far his favorite crystal that I've put on his altar and its easy to come by! I have a pet ribbon snake and he's liked the shed from it because serpents are one of his sacred animals (if ur squeamish to that sort of thing maybe avoid it tho). any poetry that I write and some of the art that I make I put on his altar even if they're not related to him. Other things besides physical altars that I've done for him are like making a playlist for him, taking care of my mental health, going to festivals and stuff in my city, and do things that help my emotions and spiritual well-being in general. hope this helped a bit, feel free to ask more if u need to! Have a great day, Blessed be friend! <33

Uhm so my Hispanic mother just called the fly swatter a 'fly saucer' and I died laughing. this was at dinner, and when my mom asked my dad what salad dressing he wanted he asked for the 'fly sauce' and she flipped him off. just wanted to share this shit because to me this shit is too funny