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I really like Malcom Fade.

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Grown Up Kitty HCs

Kit and Ty don’t want kids. They’ve got a billion nieces and nephews and they’re happy with that.

That doesn’t stop people from asking “When are you going to have some of your own?”

Kit’s go-to answer is they’ve been trying but they just can’t seem to get pregnant

Ty just starts listing off their pets names

Sherlock is their German Shepard-labrador-pointer mix

Watson is their moody, three-legged cat

Dickson, Dickens, Bronte, Doyle, and Rowling make up their fish tank

There’s Captain Jack Sparrow their parrot

And Mrs. Noodle the snake (Her name started out as Cleopatra but Kit kept calling her Mrs. Noodle until it stuck)

Kit has the most beat-up, crappy car that he maintains himself and refuses to give up. The car’s name is Frankenstein.

Ty had a tarantula for a while but it got out and Kit found it. Attempting to crawl in his mouth. While he was sleeping.

They still can’t talk about it without someone getting upset.

“I can’t believe you killed Boris, Kit.”

“It was ARACHNID RAPE, Ty! I did NOT consent!”

When Julian has his first child, a girl, he asks Ty if he can name her Livia.

Ty looks at him funny and says, “Of course. I thought that was obvious.”

But the first time Ty holds her, he cries.

Kit watches him hold her for a long time and his heart simultaneously breaks and warms. Kit pretends not to see Julian crying as well.

Kit, Ty, and Dru have monthly Friday get-togethers to celebrate the freedom of not being parents.

They send pictures to their siblings of whatever cocktails they’re having (Ty is the DD, so his is always some nonalchoholic fruity concoction that he makes Kit try first)

Julian, Kieran and Cristina ignore the messages but Emma and Mark respond with 😢😟😭 while Aline sends a picture of her at home with a glass of wine, middle finger raised with the kids and Helen asleep in their bed behind her

Julian stops letting them babysit after he learns they let the snake out of the cage.

“It’s a PYTHON. It could swallow the baby in ONE bite!”

“Mrs. Noodle would NEVER.”

Mark is alternating fascinated and terrified of Mrs. Noodle.

Emma likes to pose with her like they’re battling.

Their townhouse is a mix of comfy and messy with fur-covered couches and enough love to fill every room.

ahh… the plot chickens….

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