You Lied To Me!

“You lied to me!”

“I did!”

“You poisoned me!”

“I did!”

“You told me you loved me!”

“I do!”

Every once in a while these lines come back to haunt me

“It’s not even that deep”

THE WHY DO I SMELL SULPHUR

I am fucking pissed. I’m talking file a complaint type fucking pissed

Alastor BIT DOWN on that fuck you

My headcanon is that Angel Dust beats his drug habits because every time he tries to sniff some in the hotel Nifty pops out of nowhere and cleans the dust faster than he can make the line

Percy: I am impertinent

Me: You know what impertinent means?