Get A Load Of This Train WreckHis Hair's A Mess And He Doesn't Know Who He Is YetBut Little Do We Know,

Get a load of this train wreck His hair's a mess and he doesn't know who he is yet But little do we know, the stars Welcome him with open arms

(Home by Cavetown)

I love everything you do When you call me fucking dumb for the stupid shit I do Wanna ride my bike with you Fully undressed, no training wheels left for you And I'll pull them off for you

(Training Wheels - Melanie Martinez)

Mr Compress who finds you in an alleyway, the pro heroes from the recent villain attack leaving you to rot alone, deep, crimson gashes on your sides.

Mr Compress who picks you up and takes you back to the base, thankful for the other league members being out.

Mr Compress who nursed you back to health, laying on his bed in a restful sleep, bandages neatly tied around your sides.

Mr Compress who watches you sleep, all in all slightly pleased with his handiwork, the ribbon he tied the bandages off with complimenting your figure nicely.

Mr Compress who leaves for a moment, surprised to find you awake in the next.

Mr Compress gently ushering you back to lay down to not cause further injury.

Mr Compress introducing himself, telling you he’s a villain.

Mr Compress, shocked at how you take it, simply thanking him for taking care of you, barely batting an eye at his confession.

Mr Compress, after a few days, letting you go after your well enough, snagging your number in the process.

“ Dear, would Thursday evening next week work for you? There’s a lovely spot downtown, I will escort you there. Do take care now, lovely. ”

shoto would be proud.

cold soba noodles. nice.

Other AU Shigaraki's

Haha I dunno i might do this for some others but these just came to mind :D

Fantasy AU - Store clerk. Or a librarian- he just seems like the guy to be in that one shady back alley selling 'substances' when in reality he just wants to sell his analysis on that one character from that one book.

Quirkless AU - (Failed) Twitch streamer, Discord mod and game shop employee. He tried streaming for LOL but like the millions of others- he failed. He's probably a discord mod for some small server... at least 5 Discord kittens. (I'm sorry someone had to say it) On the side he works at a local game store being your ever day moody, grumpy store clerk who mind you- IS VERY FINE.

Roleswap AU (He's not a villain now lol) - I feel like he's a guy in 1-B because, his quirk is powerful but not too versatile. Probably has no friends (haha srsly tho) Is your average high schooler, smokin crack, trainin and gaming. When he dose go pro, I feel he'd probably focus on more rescue missions than villain focused ones since his quirk would kill the villain most likely. Right and one time he got partnered up with Eraserhead.... he was very pleased.

Might do other charecters if yall want :) or even just more AU'S (Please specify I can't look at the fandom wiki page without wheezing at the AU ideas like- wtf is SansDeku im crying)