Non-binary Dazai. They/them Pronouns.

Non-binary Dazai. They/them pronouns.

Okay so y’all know in Suicide Squad when the Joker asks Harley Quinn if she would live for him?

Yeah, so here’s what I’m thinking,

Dazai and Chuuya have patched things up and have been dating for a good four months. But Chuuya is scared that Dazai will leave him again so he asks them the same question.

Dazai just stares at him, and Chuuya gets a little nervous and hides it by acting irritated. A minute or two pass and Dazai starts laughing and poor Chuuya is thinking their gonna say “no.”

But Dazai stops laughing and has a little smirk on their face and says, “Maybe,” with a shrug. And now Chuuya is somewhat relieved and irritated at the same time, because he knows Dazai won’t give him a serious answer now.

And in Dazai’s mind all they can think is ‘yeah, maybe I’ll stay alive if I can stay with you, Chibi.’

Right now, I’m thinking of Ranpo whining to Yosano about how he feels Poe pays more attention to Karl than him, and Yosano is just 100% done with his shit so she burns all his snacks.

The story about a short-tempered redhead and a lanky brunette, Was not a happy one, it might never be.

Have y’all seen the girl sending pics of a fuckboy raccoon? Yeah Ranpo would do that with Karl and send them to everyone. Poe would have no idea.

Thinking about Ranpo getting him and Poe lost trying to get to a new cafe he wants to try with Poe. Ranpo asks Poe for directions but Poe can’t help him for two reason, 1) It’s new and he’s never heard of it. 2) When he asked Ranpo the name of the cafe, Ranpo said he couldn’t remember. So now they can’t ask someone for directions. So now, all the people of Yokohama see is Ranpo whining in the middle of the sidewalk because he can’t for the life of him remember the name of the cafe, and Poe who is visibly distressed because of all the eyes on them. Karl is just watching everything happen from his throne upon Poes head.

I just saw some really cute Father-Son head cannons for Ranpo and Fukuzawa, and I started crying