I'm So Strong, Nothing Could Shake Me, I'm An Immovable Mountain -- Refuses To Watch Past Episode 19

I'm so strong, nothing could shake me, I'm an immovable mountain -- refuses to watch past episode 19 of Banana Fish

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

Real.

Me and commas liked each other too much in 7th grade, we couldn't be more than two words apart from each other.

also me and commas we don’t like each other

But the rare pairs hurt. send help.

I'm the worst person to get into fandoms, I'll see one post about a pairing I never thought about and will grow emotionally attached to it immediately, and become hyperaware. So many ships have grown overwhelmingly because of this-- please help.

speedycheesecakething is a scammer

thank you so much for letting me now, I have since removed the post

Thinking about rockstar!jason again.

- he would use your voicemails as samples

- leaves hints about you in his songs

- also samples your laugh

- when you go to his shows, the first thing he does when he gets to the mic is say hi to you and wave at you

- endlessly talks about you in his interviews

- has called you while he’s on stage before bc “I’m on a roll tonight, you need to listen”

- if you don’t attend his shows, he buys you a souvenir for each place he plays

- any time he figures out a new chord progression he likes or lyrics that sounds good, you have to be the first person to hear it

- someone hits on you at a show and he just stares at the guy, dumbfounded bc “if you don’t know who that is, you’re a fake fan, get out. i don’t care if you don’t know the lyrics to my music, fake fans are the people who don’t know who that is.” he found the whole situation funny, but brings you backstage for the rest of the show.

- he winks at you for all suggestive lyrics and smiles

- he would wear a skirt during select shows, i don’t make the rules

- oh and he hangs your underwear on the door handle backstage if you’re fucking so no one goes into his dressing room