not-the-brightest-crayon - Ezra
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Ezra

My name is Ezra. I'm a wincesti/proshipper, so if u don't like that stuff just BLOCK ME!!!

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not-the-brightest-crayon
1 year ago

The ship dynamic of "I love you but I will always choose the world over you. I love you but my conscience binds me to the greater good in a way I can never escape. I love you but I would sacrifice you to save the world if I had to, even though it would kill me and I would never forgive myself. I love you and a part of me wishes that I could be the kind of person who would sacrifice everything for you. But I'm not, and I never will be, and if you're going to love me I need you to understand that."


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not-the-brightest-crayon
1 year ago
This Is My First Time Drawing In A Few Months!! It's My First Time Drawing Crowley, Too. I'm Not Super

This is my first time drawing in a few months!! It's my first time drawing Crowley, too. I'm not super proud of it, but it's not that bad, so I'm posting it.


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not-the-brightest-crayon
1 year ago

I need this, it's not a want it's a need

Good Omens where everything is the same except Crowley and Aziraphale look like this:

Good Omens Where Everything Is The Same Except Crowley And Aziraphale Look Like This:
Good Omens Where Everything Is The Same Except Crowley And Aziraphale Look Like This:

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not-the-brightest-crayon
1 year ago

okay but is it me or do we seriously miss something in literature??? where are my gay main character boys in historical fictions??? living their lives to the fullest??? with their clique??? hiding but going wild????

i'm talking about miles maitland, francis abernathy, robbie ross, lestat, dorian gray, allen ginsberg... just bloody oscar wilde vibe and mentality!!!!

I NEED BOOKS!

Okay But Is It Me Or Do We Seriously Miss Something In Literature??? Where Are My Gay Main Character

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not-the-brightest-crayon
1 year ago

In an interview Michael Sheen once said that he thinks the closest role to Aziraphale he has ever played (apart from Aziraphale himself) was Miles (from Bright Young Things).

And while I think Miles definetly encapsules Aziraphales extravagante / flamboyant / magician side, I want to throw in another contender:

Robbie (from Wilde)

I think he captures Aziraphales gentle and carring side. Since he takes care of Oscar even after he rejected him for someone else; staying a positive influence in Oscars life and offering support no matter what.


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not-the-brightest-crayon
1 year ago
not-the-brightest-crayon
1 year ago

OH MY GOD?? I need an AU crossover now

It's Supernatural FOR YOU.

It's Brokebacknatural for me.

It's Supernatural FOR YOU.
It's Supernatural FOR YOU.
It's Supernatural FOR YOU.
It's Supernatural FOR YOU.
It's Supernatural FOR YOU.
It's Supernatural FOR YOU.
It's Supernatural FOR YOU.
not-the-brightest-crayon
1 year ago

supernatural was like "dean and cas are just friends you delusional perverts" and then gave them the most romantic lines and scenes

Supernatural Was Like "dean And Cas Are Just Friends You Delusional Perverts" And Then Gave Them The
Supernatural Was Like "dean And Cas Are Just Friends You Delusional Perverts" And Then Gave Them The
Supernatural Was Like "dean And Cas Are Just Friends You Delusional Perverts" And Then Gave Them The
Supernatural Was Like "dean And Cas Are Just Friends You Delusional Perverts" And Then Gave Them The
Supernatural Was Like "dean And Cas Are Just Friends You Delusional Perverts" And Then Gave Them The
Supernatural Was Like "dean And Cas Are Just Friends You Delusional Perverts" And Then Gave Them The
Supernatural Was Like "dean And Cas Are Just Friends You Delusional Perverts" And Then Gave Them The

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not-the-brightest-crayon
1 year ago
not-the-brightest-crayon - Ezra
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1 year ago
not-the-brightest-crayon
1 year ago

Destiel Prompt

I found my new prompt for a Destiel oneshot.

Destiel Prompt

That's actually a picture of pie and Castiel messages Dean by mistake

Castiel: "If you were mine, I would buy you pie every day.

Oh wait, wrong number"

Dean: Hold on, let's talk.

not-the-brightest-crayon
2 years ago
Got Hunter On My Mind Again, So Heres My Own Take On His Appearance Post S3 Episode 1. He Looks Really
Got Hunter On My Mind Again, So Heres My Own Take On His Appearance Post S3 Episode 1. He Looks Really
Got Hunter On My Mind Again, So Heres My Own Take On His Appearance Post S3 Episode 1. He Looks Really

got hunter on my mind again, so here’s my own take on his appearance post s3 episode 1. he looks really good in red 💔

not-the-brightest-crayon
2 years ago
Lunter Sibling Both Love Animal Suits

Lunter sibling both love animal suits

not-the-brightest-crayon
2 years ago

Sobs

Sobs
"Soar High! My Dear Sweet Child."

"Soar high! My dear sweet child."

not-the-brightest-crayon
2 years ago
This Boy Needs To STOP Running Into The Woods And Scaring His Sister Smh
This Boy Needs To STOP Running Into The Woods And Scaring His Sister Smh
This Boy Needs To STOP Running Into The Woods And Scaring His Sister Smh
This Boy Needs To STOP Running Into The Woods And Scaring His Sister Smh

this boy needs to STOP running into the woods and scaring his sister smh

not-the-brightest-crayon
2 years ago

This is SO CUTE

I Just Think She Deserves A Spin , As A Treat. Idk They Just Kicked Belos Ass Or Something. Based On

i just think she deserves a spin , as a treat. idk they just kicked belos’ ass or something. based on castle in the sky!

not-the-brightest-crayon
2 years ago
not-the-brightest-crayon - Ezra
not-the-brightest-crayon - Ezra
not-the-brightest-crayon - Ezra
not-the-brightest-crayon
2 years ago

Listen.

Y’all can ship whatever you want,

But Luz Noceda did not hurt her back carrying Hunter’s entire rescue and redemption arc for people to claim that WILLOW is Hunter’s Evelyn.

My girl strolled in from a different realm and adopted Hunter like he was a rescue pitbull from a fighting ring that everyone else thought was vicious but really it just had so much anxiety and was in desperate need of some tender love and care.

Luz is Evelyn’s parallel.

She’s a girl from another world, one who embodies everything he was raised to see as dangerous and evil. She literally introduced him to Flapjck (best friend/emotional support palismen) and planted the initial seeds of uncertainty in his mind. She reaches out to him, protects him, and saves him from Belos, spiriting him away to be a part of her family instead. Belos literally said to her face “But thanks to you, I'll have to make another one.” Cant get much clearer than that. Evelyn corrupted Caleb. Luz corrupted Hunter.

Just because the relationship between Caleb and Evelyn was romantic doesn’t mean that a parallel for Hunter has to ALSO be romantic. It’s about love in general. Love and Family.

Do you know how rare it is for one of my favorite platonic pairs to be treated with the same level of importance as the romantic pairs??

You aren’t stealing this from me.

Platonic love wins this round 👊

not-the-brightest-crayon
2 years ago

Does anyone remember these IHOP kids’ menus from the early 2000s?

I’m looking for some.

Edit: I already emailed IHOP. They didn’t have any of these Rooty Jr. placemats.

I remember a Rooty Jr. placemat called “Dinosaur Days”, and another one that talked about how movies were made, and I think there was another one about sled dogs…? If it mentioned the 1925 serum run to Nome, I would faint!

Does Anyone Remember These IHOP Kids Menus From The Early 2000s?
not-the-brightest-crayon
2 years ago

Darius telling Hunter to ‘’go get some new recruits’’ because he wanted him off his back, and Hunter takes him literally and actually does it and treats it like a life-or-death situation??!?!? THAT IS SUCH AUTISTIC BEHAVIOR OMG

not-the-brightest-crayon
2 years ago

Real ‼️‼️

firmly believe Hunter has the autistic experience of just saying things and people laugh about it and he has no idea why bc he was not trying to be funny

half the scouts who work in the castle think the Golden Guard is fucking hilarious and Hunter doesn't even know because he's never told a joke on purpose in his life

not-the-brightest-crayon
2 years ago
They Are LITERALLY The Exact Same Character
They Are LITERALLY The Exact Same Character

They are LITERALLY the exact same character

not-the-brightest-crayon
2 years ago

He's so me I'm so him

I Love Him For His Autistic Trans Masculine Swag

I love him for his autistic trans masculine swag

not-the-brightest-crayon
2 years ago
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Quality stuff.