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“Robyn’s better than the girl of my dreams” “she’s real” -500 days of summer, makes me cry every time
Peter the horse is here
I have no mouth and I must scream 10/10
Sometimes I’m so thirsty I just want to deep throat the faucet.
Put on your fucking tiara and be happy about it
Your vibes don’t give off murderer.
You! Are a fucking froot loop and just needs to accept that.
It’s okay
You will not be seeing the gates of heaven and neither will I
Sometimes I’m reading and think to myself, Can you please get a GOD DAMM personality
Choke me and call me princess,
PUT THAT ON A T-SHIRT!!
Just found out have abandonment issues, YAYN’T!!
Onlyfans concept:
Nudes as puzzles!!
Just cut your nude into a bunch of pieces and just let your fans work for it
The founding fathers writing the Declaration of Independence: this is gonna make such a good Minecraft roleplay
You don’t want to be the main character, you want to be the funny side character that everyone loves!!
Stop trying to kill each other and kiss already
Bucket list:
1. swim in a radioactive pool
2. BECOME GOD
Ma’am that’s not how tits work, please go see a doctor