Thank God You Son Is Ok Though He Seems A Little Young To Have Wrinkles

Thank God you son is ok though he seems a little young to have wrinkles

amazon bring me….my child

they got mad

Does anyone remember “The Game?” (annnnnnd you just lost……sorry)

AH MY SMALL BLONDE BLUE EYED CHILDREN WITH A STRONGER ALTER EGO WHO FIGHTS EVIL????

COINCIDENCE?

I THINK NOT.

Yes because when you are saving the world from an evil computer virus you can easily lighten up

Jim: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Yumi: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.

Jeremie: Oh wow my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Odd: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in fifteen years!

Ulrich: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Aelita: Mental stability, my old friend!

Jim: You kids need to lighten up.

Reasons why I need the A in LGBTIAQ to stand for Asexual, not Ally

Because my mother told me that all I needed to do was get drunk and lie back and let my husband have his fun. Because if I was drunk, I’d be more relaxed and it’d be over sooner

Because my sister told me that I was trapping my husband in an abusive marriage, and that one day he was going to leave me

Because both of them looked at me in disgust

Because my asexuality is considered to be as great a crime against my husband as a woman who has affairs and cheats on her husband

Because my cousin didn’t even try to understand, and just kept asking ‘but what about in five years? how will you feel then?’

Because I was so afraid of my body and so afraid of sex that I didn’t seek medical help for a legitimate question for over a year for fear of being labelled a deviant or something broken

Because I still ask myself at least once every day if my husband wouldn’t be better off without me

Because I still ask myself at least once every day if I’m broken

Because I still tell myself at least once every day that I’m pathetic and useless and an abnormality

Because I love my husband with every fiber of my being, but everywhere I turn I’m told I really don’t, because love = sex

I need A to stand for Asexual because nobody ever talked to me about asexuality even when I was an outpatient at the women’s hospital for 18 months, and everyone told me desire would come in time

I need A to stand for Asexual because we are literally invisible, and so unimportant that people assume we don’t even need representation, because everyone assumes our lives must be bland and unimportant and lacking in challenges or bigotry

For every asexual that wants a relationship, for every asexual that does not want a relationship, for every asexual who has not yet come to terms with their identity, for every asexual who was told we were abnormalities, for every asexual who was told we just weren’t doing sex right, that we needed a good fucking, that we needed to be drunk, that we needed to relax, that we needed to be raped

We need representation, and we need visibility

That is why the A needs to stand for Asexual, and never for Ally