Could I Have A Ship Please Love? I'm Plus Size, 5'5, Pale, Died Blonde Hair, Brown Eyes, British And

Could I have a ship please love? I'm plus size, 5'5, pale, died blonde hair, brown eyes, British and I wear glasses too. I have anxiety and can be shy at times but when you get to know me I'm loud and bubbly. I spend a lot of time at work (I work with kids) and love naps.❤️

Of course!  I could see you with Hvitserk or Ubbe. They would both get you out of your shell but in different ways. Ubbe would take his time in getting to know you, but Hvitserk would try and make you laugh and have a good time. I feel they would love your body (especially Hvitserk) and, if you had no problem with it, would want to share you.  

Can I please get a Viking ship? I’m 5’2 and i have grey eyes and really curly dark brown hair. I’m pretty witty and smart though I do purposely play it down and pretend to not be as smart as I am. I’m also cunning and ambitious and protective of the ones I love. I’m pretty playful and teasing and will have no problem yelling at someone because I am VERY stubborn. Also I have freckles

First, I could see your Ivar.  He would see through your act and be eager to engage you at an intellectual level. However, you two might bumps heads because he is also stubborn. So, if you didn’t want to pursue a romantic relationship, I could see you guys being great friends.

Bjorn would be attracted to your intelligence as well. He would like your playful and teasing nature as well as your protectiveness. He would love to tease you and likes it even more when tease back. 

Random Viking Headcanons: Animals

- Harald is a dog guy. He loves dogs and brings home strays frequently. He treats his dogs like his children.  He promises that each one of his children, when he finally has some, will each have their own loyal hound to protect them and teach them responsibility, 

-  His favorite breeds are the Norwegian Elkhound, the Norwegian Lundehund, and the Norwegian Bundhund. 

- Halfdan is the opposite of his brother. He prefers cats to dogs and is the ultimate #Cat Man. Perhaps because they do not need constant attention or because they are aloof.  

- He likes to go fishing with his cats and often gives them treats. He has a band of skogkatts that live in the forest that he regularly feeds and visits. He makes sure that no one sees him being soft with his cats. Only Harald knows his secret.

- Unlike people, Ivar has a soft spot for some animals. Animals have never judged him for his disability or pitied him. He especially loves his horse.

- He has always found horses intelligent, loyal, majestic, but most of all they gave him freedom. The freedom not to be looked down at and the freedom to fight like any other man. 

- So, he rewards his horse accordingly. He brushes his horse himself not trusting others to do the job correctly. He and his horse have a special bond and specific cues when in battle. 

Halfdan the black meeting his s/os super big scary dog?

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- Halfdan is lowkey shook.  It doesn’t register on his face but on inside he’s questioning if your dog is descendent of Fenrir.

- after the initial shock. He’s tries to become friends with the dog.  He knows if the dog likes him then he will be in your good book.

 -  He’s relieved in a sense because there is someone looking after you when he is away. (also lesser men won’t flirt with you if a huge dog is at your side)

- Sometimes he gets jealous of all the attention you give your dog. He would want your attention to himself.

- He especially hates when the dog puts himself between to two of you in bed

- Ultimately, he decides to get a cat to add to your little family. Mainly in an attempt to make you jealous.

Lemme hit you wit’ that dark!harald @alicedopey @naaladareia @oddsnendsfanfics

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