Hello, I Would Love To Participate In Your Viking Shipping. I Am 53, Pale, Dark Brown Hair, And Curvy.

Hello, I would love to participate in your viking shipping. I am 5’3”, pale, dark brown hair, and curvy. I am 25 years old. I am an enfp. I am caring, resilient, and always up for an adventure. Super nerdy, film or book I probably know information on it. I’d love to know who you’d ship me with. Have a great night and enjoy your weekend!!

I could see you with a variety of people. Halfdan would love your adventurous nature. Bjorn would admire your resilience and Ivar needs someone caring in his life. Your ENFP personality would suit all of them. They would all admire your passions in films and books. I also think they would enjoy a short girl to tease.

He looks great!

Damn this man. Thanks @oddsnendsfanfics for alerting me of this torture. Yes it is a video. The hair, the sunglasses, the fucking outfit. How dare you sir. How DARE YOU.

Happy Franzèn Friday hens. I bequeath this destruction unto you all.

@naaladareia @laketaj24 @whenimaunicorn @ceridwenofwales @alicedopey @readsalot73 @nys30 @sodanova

Sure, you may be verified on Twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of God?

Heahmund to Ivar

“You have to write the story if you want people to read it.”

I can’t believe Sandor is dead. :(. Shout out to one of my longtime fictional character crushes. May he rest in peace.

Go home, girl. The fire will get her. Or one of the Dothraki. Or maybe that dragon will eat her. It doesn’t matter. She’s dead. And you’ll be dead too if you don’t get out of here.

Ivar trying to flirt

Ivar: you're so pretty

Y/N: What did you say?

Ivar: I said you look shitty! (walks way trying not to facepalm) (His brothers are laughing in the background)